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johnyarrington
Joined: 16 Feb 2003 Posts: 66 Location: Saudi Arabia
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:49 am Post subject: |
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They get up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day."
Frank Sinatra |
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Lucy Snow
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 218 Location: US
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 11:16 am Post subject: |
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Since we're all teachers, here's one:
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning,
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius a better discerning
Oliver Goldsmith |
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Shaman
Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 446 Location: Hammertown
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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In Limbo - I thought it was obvious. I like to give the old sacroiliac a good workout as I indulge in Bacchanalian revelry by the sacred fire under the full moonlight. CRACK! Argh!
Hair of the dog? Depends on the dog. A glass of red wine has always been effective. Food - grease and bread - a fry up, pizza, or burgers. But the best cures are pre-emptive strikes: dilute the night's consumption with water and wait an hour before going to bed.
Shaman
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin. |
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scot47
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:24 am Post subject: itslatedoors - be nice ! |
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Now itslatedoors, as a man of the world, you should know about alcoholism. Once someone has crossed over that invisible line into pathological drinking the only way out is total abstinence. You are a big boy now. You should know that. And that is why I do not drink.
How is the supermodel wife ? |
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itslatedoors
Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Posts: 97
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:47 am Post subject: reply to Scot 47 |
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Well congrats and keep the wagon rolling!As for the wife,yep she's fine thanks. |
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andrew murphy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 51 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:04 am Post subject: |
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Please note that in Australia to be pissed = to be drunk whereas, if I'm not mistaken, to be pissed = to be annoyed in the USA. In Australia to be pissed off = to be annoyed. |
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zakiah25
Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Posts: 155 Location: Oman
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:33 pm Post subject: a "lite" one |
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"Good afternoon, Landlord, a pint of Less if you please,"
said the old man.
"Less? Never heard of it," replied the barman.
"Oh, come now surely you have," he persisted.
"No sorry, we certainly don't stock it. What is it anyway?
Some foreign beer?"
"Well I'm not sure," admitted the man. "It was the doctor
who mentioned it. He said I should drink less." |
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scot47
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 4:36 am Post subject: aged |
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Zakiah. The old jokes are always the best. |
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johnslat
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:24 am Post subject: Less is more |
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Dear scot47,
" The old jokes are always the best."
Being an old joke myself, I couldn't agree more.
Regards,
John |
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Kent F. Kruhoeffer
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 2129 Location: 中国
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 6:56 am Post subject: speaking of olde jokes ... |
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A horse walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey fella! Why the long face?" |
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Kent F. Kruhoeffer
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 2129 Location: 中国
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 6:59 am Post subject: What ... me drunk?? |
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And my personal favorite expression for being drunk? "sh*t-faced"
I spent hours looking for this expression in my etymology-online dictionary and couldn't find it anywhere. |
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Kent F. Kruhoeffer
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 2129 Location: 中国
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 7:18 am Post subject: and one for Scot47 |
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Dear Scot47:
As an abstainer, you're gonna love this. There's a company here in Russia that produces an alcohol-free beer.
Unfortunately, they never bothered to consult an English dictionary when they were choosing the name for their beer brand. The brand name, translated into English, is spelled like this: ANAL Beer
Hey honey, "How about another delicious Anal beer before we hit the road?" |
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Shaman
Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 446 Location: Hammertown
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 4:09 pm Post subject: Ewwwww!!!!! |
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Yikes! Who says you can't get sh*tfaced on non-alcoholic beer? |
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