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Kent F. Kruhoeffer · Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 2129 Location: 中国

Greetings Forum:

A little humour to get your Saturday off on the right foot: Razz

Who said stereotypes can't be fun?

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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'D*ck', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" **

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guest of Japan · Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Posts: 1601 Location: Japan

The author is Chris Rock.

johnslat · Posted: Sat May 03, 2003 8:59 am Post subject: Wrong tense

Dear keNt,
Going crazy? The world ( or rather the humans in it ) went crazy a long time ago. According to some reports, it happened in a place called " The Garden of Eden ".
Regards,
John

Roger · Joined: 19 Jan 2003 Posts: 9138

keNt forgot the Russians in his list of crazy nations!

How about this: I bought a wristwatch in Moscow many years ago. The brand name was "RAKETA".
When asked why the brand name was "RAKETA", the vendor told me with a straight face, "because Russian watches are the fastest in the world!"

Sunpower · Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 256 Location: Taipei, TAIWAN

You never would of thought it, but Chris Rock is a perceptive little f*cker, aint he?