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"The World is Going Crazy"

 
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Kent F. Kruhoeffer



Joined: 22 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2003 3:55 am    Post subject: "The World is Going Crazy" Reply with quote

Greetings Forum:

A little humour to get your Saturday off on the right foot: Razz Who said stereotypes can't be fun?

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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'D*ck', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" **

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guest of Japan



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2003 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The author is Chris Rock.
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2003 8:59 am    Post subject: Wrong tense Reply with quote

Dear keNt,
Going crazy? The world ( or rather the humans in it ) went crazy a long time ago. According to some reports, it happened in a place called " The Garden of Eden ".
Regards,
John
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Roger



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2003 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keNt forgot the Russians in his list of crazy nations!

How about this: I bought a wristwatch in Moscow many years ago. The brand name was "RAKETA".
When asked why the brand name was "RAKETA", the vendor told me with a straight face, "because Russian watches are the fastest in the world!"
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Sunpower



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2003 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You never would of thought it, but Chris Rock is a perceptive little f*cker, aint he?
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