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Does Linda love or hate Panama Teacher

 
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Does Linda Love or Hate Panama Teacher?
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PanamaTeacher



Joined: 26 Jun 2003
Posts: 278
Location: Panama

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:14 am    Post subject: Does Linda love or hate Panama Teacher Reply with quote

As the speedometer of life hit 45 I thought cupid would never come near again. Suddenly Linda has come into my empty life bringing a new dawn, a dawn full of the promise of love. But others say to me Whoa Panama, forget it she hates you. But I can't shake the suspicion that beneath the hostility is my soul-mate. I think Linda loves me. But I need the opinions of my peers. What do you think?
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Linda L.



Joined: 03 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO ONE LIKES LET ALONE LOVES A W-H-O-R-E MASTER!
READ THIS POST OF PANAMA TEACHER AND MEET A REAL W-H-O-R-E MASTER, THE REAL PANAMA TEACHER --


PanamaTeacher
Joined: 26 Jun 2003
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2003 1:09 pm Post subject:
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krunch you've got it right; i don't know how it is in china, but when I got here i treated the girls as if they were americans and I got used and abused. now i do as the local men do (dog the women) and i am far better off (and) i save el dinero. as w.c. fields put it never give a sucker an even break. At first i wasted time and money trying to find a decent girlfriend. Then I got a tip from another guy and i tried it. The plan is to have two ads in the local paper one for a maid ($150 a month) and the other for a part-time asst. ($75 a month). I interviewed over 100 girls in a year (they had to be between 18-25) and I hired 15 or 20. none worked for me longer than 2 weeks and I never spent much. Best time i ever had.
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PanamaTeacher



Joined: 26 Jun 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's everywhere.
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Joe C.



Joined: 08 May 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amigo, she loves you.

But she's probably holding out for that $150 a month job. Wink
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Ben Round de Bloc



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panama,

Maybe you've just been lookin' for love in all the wrong places . . . but then, what do I know? My own track record is pretty pathetic.

I hope you find what you're looking for.
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Julia Girl



Joined: 15 Mar 2003
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Location: Kunming

PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think Linda's in love just yet. Maybe a little 'wooing' on your part?? Wink
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PanamaTeacher



Joined: 26 Jun 2003
Posts: 278
Location: Panama

PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Julia--flowers, candy, money--what do you recommend I send her? I don't want to miss this opportunity. Smile
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Julia Girl



Joined: 15 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flowers die, candy makes you fat and money is like water. Send her a book. Very Happy
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PanamaTeacher



Joined: 26 Jun 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

emily post? Smile
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Julia Girl



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about "A Confederacy of Dunces"
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PanamaTeacher



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch! Smile
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Joe C.



Joined: 08 May 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Linda Linda can't read. Forget the book.

Give her something she can use in her everyday life.
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little horsey



Joined: 03 Feb 2003
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Location: Canada

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That book is great! Check out my avatar, for crying out loud!



...but I understand what you're trying to say. Don't mind me.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:31 am    Post subject: Thread Locked Reply with quote

This is the third thread (same/similar) topic I have locked. Starting another would probably not be a good idea.
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