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Master Shake
Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 1202 Location: Colorado, USA
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:51 am Post subject: Limerick 1.0 |
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There once was a teacher in Lodz
Who came to this country to splooge
He married a Pole
And fell into a financial hole
Until Babcia gave him słoiki of food |
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simon_porter00
Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 505 Location: Warsaw, Poland
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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To Germany travelled a team from Warsaw
Which suffered from an inability to score
Their goal an open gate
Sure enough, they let in eight
But at least they managed to notch up four |
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twowheel
Joined: 03 Jul 2015 Posts: 753
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:53 am Post subject: |
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minus sixteen is their goal diff.
it really put their fans in a tiff
competition was too heavy
they've played five already
looks like that's the end of their stint |
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twowheel
Joined: 03 Jul 2015 Posts: 753
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:29 am Post subject: |
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and now for something completely different...a haiku!
a draw against Real
and a win against Sporting
oh! Europa League |
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Infinite
Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 235
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twowheel
Joined: 03 Jul 2015 Posts: 753
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Infinite wrote: |
Lodz is a pretty cool town.
From a historical stand point it's absolutely worth visiting.
Here's an article I wrote few years back about one of the many festivals in Lodz. |
Hey! That's not a haiku!
twowheel |
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Infinite
Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 235
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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There once was a man from Ursynow
A place full of rich skurwysynow
He drank on the job and was a real slob
In the end losing his cushy teaching job |
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dragonpiwo
Joined: 04 Mar 2013 Posts: 1650 Location: Berlin
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:07 pm Post subject: erm |
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Just read your article. I'd always assumed your first language was English. |
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Infinite
Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 235
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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I'm bilingual. |
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