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Hector_Lector



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, the full saying is - a woman for duty, a boy for pleasure and a melon for ecstasy! Shocked
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Boy Wonder



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and i am a boy for your pleasure...especially the sleazy carnal variety.....!
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scot47



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A spell in the Balkan Peninsula has led me to renouncing unnatural practices. Strictly hetero !

And incidentally Bulgaria is FULL of scrumptious women - but don't let on to the wife !
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:42 am    Post subject: How to invest your Saudi nest egg. Reply with quote

Scot47, I see a business opportunity on the horizon: a matrimonial agency bringing together lonely bachelors and Bulgarian beauties.
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scot47



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Others have spotted this opportunity before you. Some call it "pimping".
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 9:34 am    Post subject: Business in the Balkans Reply with quote

Sentimental fool that I am, I was thinking of long-term, romantic relationships.
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scot47



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Send me 500 Euros and I will fix you up.
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Bindair Dundat



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:39 pm    Post subject: Re: How to invest your Saudi nest egg. Reply with quote

grahamb wrote:
Scot47, I see a business opportunity on the horizon: a matrimonial agency bringing together lonely bachelors and Bulgarian beauties.


Would that it were that easy! The Bulgaran beauties who have a mind to leave usually find the door all by themselves; those who stay, being beauties, tend to be satisfied with the status quo. IOW, as Mr. 47 and I have found out, foreign men seem to marry in as often as the local girls marry out; you don't marry a girl, you marry her culture.

And just wait 'til you meet her mother!

Ay-yai-yai!

BD
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Bindair Dundat



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scot47 wrote:
And incidentally Bulgaria is FULL of scrumptious women - but don't let on to the wife !


It's summertime again, Mr. 47! All the mangoes are out in their vulgar little Britney pants and those over-the shoulder tee-shirts with provocative inscriptions. My hair stylist shoved her huge calabazas in my face the other day, so close I had to go cross-eyed to read the "Small But Dangerous" message that overlay her topography. My all-time favorite is the one with the hand-prints that says, "Don't Look, Touch!".

Every day I thank Allah that sinful attitudes and demeanors are still alive and flourishing in these far-flung outposts of civilization.

The best-looking women are in Yambol, BTW.

BD
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scot47



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be careful. You might get to like it in Bulgaria. Then there is no escape. And would you want ME as a neighbour ?

But it is a huge relief to be in BG after the Middle East.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

scot47 wrote:
But it is a huge relief to be in BG after the Middle East.

It's a relief to be anywhere after the ME
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 10:02 am    Post subject: Bulgarian brides Reply with quote

Thanks for the offer, Scot47, but alas, I'm penniless having sent everything to an unfortunate Nigerian who's trying to get his millions out of the country.
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