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fat_chris



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:19 pm    Post subject: 4/20 Reply with quote

Looks like all the Christian stoners will be having a field day today what with it being Easter and all.

Warm regards,
fat_chris
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Sashadroogie



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2014 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aha! Just understood this now. You meant 20/4, didn't you?

Dear respected Chris, you must not deviate from approved calendar conventions!
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suphanburi



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2014 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But the stoner convention is 4-20.

Time for the "leadership" to "get with it".

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Sashadroogie



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2014 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should all be rounded up and transported for social deviancy.
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fat_chris



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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2014 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sashadroogie wrote:
Should all be rounded up and transported for social deviancy.


...and if that happens, then the stoners' plans...shall we say...shall go up in smoke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0

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Sashadroogie



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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't get the significance of the clip.

In any case, re-education is the key to turning unproductive drug-addicted social parasites into full members of society.

We have a plan and a system. The system works!
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fat_chris



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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sashadroogie wrote:
Don't get the significance of the clip.


I make joke! ...and get standard rimshot response to joke.

Sashadroogie wrote:
In any case, re-education is the key to turning unproductive drug-addicted social parasites into full members of society.

We have a plan and a system. The system works!


Switch their drug of choice from weed to wodka!

That'll get 'em perductive!

Very Happy

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Sashadroogie



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear respected fat_chris

Please report to your nearest advanced humour retraining centre forthwith!

With Communist greetings

Sasha
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fat_chris



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sashadroogie wrote:
Dear respected fat_chris

Please report to your nearest advanced humour retraining centre forthwith!

With Communist greetings

Sasha


Dear Highly Esteemed Comrade Sasha,

It's a good thing I didn't quit my dayjob of TESOL instructor in favor of attempting to become a nighttime stand-up comedian, plowing through the filthy bourgeois rabble at those seedy piggie nightclubs.

I shall report first thing Monday morning to the advanced humour retraining centre in my local district.

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MuscatGary



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fat_chris wrote:
I shall report first thing Monday morning to the advanced humour retraining centre in my local district.


Why are you delaying? Set yourself free from the Judao-Christian concept of the religious weekend time. Do it now!
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Sashadroogie



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Party concurs! Let's start by renaming the days mathematically! Firstday, Secondday, Middleday, etc.

More logical. No theistic taint. See the future?
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maxand



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 4:34 pm    Post subject: Re: 4/20 Reply with quote

fat_chris wrote:
Looks like all the Christian stoners will be having a field day today what with it being Easter and all.

Warm regards,
fat_chris


dude,

dont you know that 4-20 is a day to celebrate hitler's birthday? Surprised
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420

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maxand



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

johnslat wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420

Regards,
John


bad news johnslat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVxO12qXZkQ
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I invoke Godwin's Law:

"Godwin’s Law is an internet adage that is derived from one of the earliest bits of Usenet wisdoms, which goes “if you mention Adolf Hitler or Nazis within a discussion thread, you’ve automatically ended whatever discussion you were taking part in.”

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/godwins-law

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