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angrysoba
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 Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject: Joke for Canadians |
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A: "Have you ever been to a night club?"
B: "Yeah, just once. But it's difficult to see the seals, eh?" |
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ls650
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Location: British Columbia
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah! That's a real kneeslapper!  |
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angrysoba
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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It's satire.
C'mon jump onboard. |
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Guy Courchesne
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| Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:34 am Post subject: |
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I always get a laugh from Paris Hilton.
The sweater is hilarious too!
If you wanna tell Canadian jokes, they have to be about Newfies, Quebeckers, or Preston Manning. |
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ntropy
Joined: 11 Oct 2003
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Location: ghurba
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| Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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| You're obviously not from the West, Guy. You forgot Ukrainians (of whom I proudly claim extraction) |
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Guy Courchesne
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| Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Do tell! Do you know any good Ukranian jokes? I don't think they would be common back east.
The Mercer Report - March 28th
http://www.mininova.org/tor/267185 |
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ntropy
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| Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Guy Courchesne wrote: |
| Do tell! Do you know any good Ukranian jokes? |
An elderly Ukrainian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Ukrainian perogies with fried onions wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and, with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he
crawled downstairs.
With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Where, if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table was literally hundreds of his favourite perogies. Was it heaven?
Or was it one final act of heroic love from his Ukrainian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the perogies was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered man trembled on his way to the perogies at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.
"*beep* off!" she said. "They're for the funeral."
QUESTION: What's a paradox?
ANSWER: Two Ukrainian mallards ["pair of ducks"].
QUESTION: If there's a row of houses with cesspools in the back of each one, which house belongs to a Ukrainian?
ANSWER: The one with a diving board.
QUESTION: How do you get twenty-five Ukrainians into a Volkswagen?
ANSWER: Throw in a roll of garlic sausage |
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Jizzo T. Clown
Joined: 28 Apr 2005
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Location: performing in a classroom near you!
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I had to look...I was curious.
Shoulda left well-enough alone! Can't say we have a *local* brand of humor down south... |
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valley_girl
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
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Location: Somewhere in Canada
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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There's nothing more tasteless than a seal pup joke. Pamela Anderson should have been yanked off the stage at the Junos.
I wish she'd stop telling people she's Canadian. |
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shenyanggerry
Joined: 02 Nov 2003
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Location: Canada
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What do you call a Ukranian rowboat?
A hunkydory.
Did you hear about the Newfie that moved to Ontario?
Raised the average IQ of both provinces.
What did the frog say when the elephant stepped on him?
Colis de Tabernac (sp?)
Who else do I have to insult? |
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angrysoba
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
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Location: Kansai, Japan
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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| valley_girl wrote: |
There's nothing more tasteless than a seal pup joke. Pamela Anderson should have been yanked off the stage at the Junos.
I wish she'd stop telling people she's Canadian. |
There are alot of things and alot of jokes more tasteless than a seal joke.
You can PM me for some if you like.
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Like a Rolling Stone
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: Re: Joke for Canadians |
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| angrysoba wrote: |
A: "Have you ever been to a night club?"
B: "Yeah, just once. But it's difficult to see the seals, eh?" |
That's not funny! You jerkoff!  |
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Bayden
Joined: 29 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:19 am Post subject: Re: Joke for Canadians |
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| Like a Rolling Stone wrote: |
| angrysoba wrote: |
A: "Have you ever been to a night club?"
B: "Yeah, just once. But it's difficult to see the seals, eh?" |
That's not funny! You jerkoff! |
I thought it was hillarious. |
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yaramaz
Joined: 05 Mar 2003
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Location: Not where I was before
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| Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| I laughed, I cried, I sent it to all the canadians in my office... |
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