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jackthelad · Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Posts: 12 Location: London

funch of bad sucks - crack that code tefl geeks

johnslat · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:38 pm Post subject: Do you want to do funch?

Dear jackthelad,

1. funch
According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.

Do you want to meet for funch today?

2. Funch
When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

3. Funch
To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

Sounds interesting.

Regards,
John

biffinbridge · Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years

Dear Scott, I think most people use it in between jobs. 90% are/were only on 3 month contracts.

Personally I think it's a good place to go an get a sun tan if you do a 3 monther between March and May for example.

The only good thing about the place is the pool.

RE-Jack...are you not in EFL? Does that not make you a das keeg?

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

Before anyone takes Jack too seriously they should have a look at his previous posts. Could he be one of the oweners of Language Solutions ?
Could he be one of the Ansari ?