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scot47



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:30 am    Post subject: info please Reply with quote

I was wondering if anyone could advise me about the best place in Baton Rouge to buy condoms.

This question is just as relevant to an ESL discussion forum as the request for help in genealogy.
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:10 am    Post subject: Condoms in Baton Rouge Reply with quote

Some ESL-based topics would make a pleasant change.
As for contraception in Louisiana, check out this news item:
www.bestofneworleans.com/dispatch/ 2001-10-09/news_feat.html
All the best.
Graham.
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scot47



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:24 am    Post subject: research Reply with quote

I also need to know where I can get a decent Martini in Ouagadougou.

And is it true that many would-be-EFLers are truly weird ?
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:56 am    Post subject: Shaken, not stirred in Ouagadougou. Reply with quote

The Hotel Sofitel Ouagadougou Silmande has two bars that serve "Sophisticated cocktails" and "Exotical cocktails." It's all there on http://www.worldexecutive.com/directory/burkina_faso/ouagadougou/hotels/1325.html
Many would-be EFLers are indeed truly weird. Unfortunately, there are people who are prepared to employ them and unleash them upon unsuspecting students.
It's a funny old world!
All the best.
Graham.
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:01 am    Post subject: I don't belieeeeeeeeeve it!!! Reply with quote

People are dying of hunger, the rainforests are disappearing, Scotland got thrashed by Wales, and to cap it all the censor choked on the word c*cktail.
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SueH



Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know Graham, I know..

As a traditional musician one of my favourite tunes is Cock O'the North and there is also a jig called Cock up your Beaver [as in hat]. I'm partial to a drop of Cockburn's port.

Worst of all though, is that I can never quote my surname on this list without it being censored...
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SueH



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm, it doesn't even allow the "-burn's" bit through.

This message was bought to you by Sue Hiscock
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SueH



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm - it recognises names! Very Happy
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:24 am    Post subject: Dave's censor recognises names! Reply with quote

Don't you appreciate the personal touch?
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Cookie Monster



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool! I didn't know it censored stuff.

Just a few more to try:

scunthorpe
peacock
arsenal
swanky
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:16 pm    Post subject: Strange censor! Reply with quote

Last year I mentioned the author of Oliver Twist in one of my postings, and the censor bleeped it. Let's see if it's mellowed in old age:
Charles Dickens. I repeat, Charles Dickens.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:17 pm    Post subject: Censorship Reply with quote

No, it hasn't changed!
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lajzar



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone ever been to Cockfosters in NE London?
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grahamb



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:37 am    Post subject: What a c*ck-up! Reply with quote

No, and I've never been to Cockermouth in Cumbria either!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:22 am    Post subject: silly ?'s and daft answers Reply with quote

This IS The Department of Silly Questions and Daft Answers, isn't it ?

Where is the nearest tube station to Leicester Square ?
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