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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Location: where creditors can find me
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:47 am Post subject: |
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I can't call this one really random, I remembered the topic from previous posts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Discordia
Ah, being a bored highschooler looking for something to rebel against! |
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oneofthesarahs
Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Location: Sacheon City
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:14 am Post subject: |
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I win!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel's_Hole
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Mel also reports that "one neighbor claimed to have thrown a dead dog in the hole, only to see it later frolicking in the woods; how another saw a black beam emanating from the hole; how transistor radios brought to the hole play programs from the past." |
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Mel claims that the sheep was led to the hole, but became agitated when it approached the hole and had to be stunned and placed in a crate. According to him, the sheep awakened as it was being placed over the hole and began trashing around in its crate and making "screaming" noises.
he crate was allegedly lowered to about 700 feet, at which point Mel claims that the vibrations caused by the sheep's agitation could no longer be felt. He claims that when the cable had been lowered to its full length of 1500 feet, the metal collar around the hole began to vibrate. According to Mel, the sheep was left at this depth for thirty minutes before being winched back up the surface, where it was found to be dead.
Mel claims that from an external perspective the dead sheep appeared the same as when lowered, but that inside, "the sheep looked like it had been cooked." In addition, Mel claims that he then observed a jellied blob that filled the body cavity where the internal organs normally would be, which he described as looking like a "huge tumor."
According to Mel, the alleged "tumor" was removed, and the experimenters believed they saw some movement inside it. He claims that when the tumor was cut open, it released a "fetal seal," with human-looking eyes, connected to the tumor with an umbilical cord. Mel explains that the "seal" seemed to have a hold on those present, and that it and the human experimenters viewed each other for over two hours.
Mel claims that the seal seemed to him to be a being "filled with compassion," and that after nodding at the experimenters, it dove back into the hole. The tumor and sheep remains were allegedly bundled in a tarp and thrown back into the hole, thereby removing any evidence of the experiment.
Mel claims that he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer prior to his experience with the seal, but that afterwards the cancer was entirely gone, with no evidence it had ever existed. Mel feels that he was healed by the seal-like entity from the sheep carcass. |
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: Not far from the deep end.
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Corporal
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yawarakaijin
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: Not far from the deep end.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: Not far from the deep end.
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove
Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: Central Areola
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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billybrobby wrote: |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray
at first when you read it, it doesn't make sense. but as you go on, it makes less. and then you give up. congratulations, you are 3 minutes closer to death. |
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US patents held by Gene Ray:
U.S. Patent 3,974,591 Chum dispensing attachment for fishing rigs, granted 1976.
U.S. Patent 4,095,365 Bait bucket, granted 1978.
U.S. Patent 4,095,793 Marble game resembling golf, granted 1978.
U.S. Patent 4,707,869 Swim through safety division line for pools, granted 1987. |
This man has led a very rich life. How does he have time for all this, what with all the ineffable truth of the universe to manage? |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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billybrobby wrote: |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster |
I'm a big fan of this one. Sounds like a Pokemon character, but that won't stop me from naming my first child "Globster" in honour of this thread. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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My attempt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clog_%28shoe%29
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Clogs in 1970's fashion
Swedish clogs became popular in the seventies and eighties for both sexes. They were considered to be worn by both men and women. They were usually worn without socks which exuded a hotlook. |
(italics mine.) |
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billybrobby
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that guy
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RACETRAITOR
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venus
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