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weened



Joined: 10 Feb 2003
Location: May you live to be a thousand years.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, and I want an Execuchute and rappelling equipment above the fifth floor. Screw it, above the third floor.
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Blue Flower



Joined: 23 Feb 2003
Location: The realisation that I only have to endure two more weeks in this filthy, perverted, nasty place!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

weened wrote:
it was nothing. But it coulda been, it coulda been...


Reminds me of when I was in high school - we were having science, of course, with the requisite gas taps at every table, and the fire alarm went off. Our teacher would not let us go, because no one had told him that there was going to be a fire drill. we were like - Hello - there is gas everywhere, and there could be a real fire, he finally let us go after about 5 mins, when he saw that the rest of the school was lined up on the grass. I can still not forget the complete stupidity of his statement, as if the head master is going to tell you in the staff meeting that there will be a fire at 3rd period. Though it was actually nothing - just some kids playing up. Luckily.
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Homer wrote:
K-in-C,,

Also you should not forget these security devices for your appartment, because afterall you never know!

1- 4 deadbolts for your door. To keep the boogeyman out

2- A rail guard and emmergency oxygen mask and flotation device next to the bath tub..in case you fall in and "start to drown".

3- A fire extinguisher in every room and 4 above the stove just in case ya know.

4- A complete set of antidotes for all know poisons, to be safe of course.

5- A parachute in case you live on a hight floor and have to jump

6- Rail guards with clip-on safety straps along all walls in case you should slip...

7- A full gear safety harness in your bed in case of earthquakes.

8- Emmergency food and water rations for a year in case of war.

Did I forget anything?


Dude, you forgot the most important....

A GUN, 'just in case, ya' know'

Laughing

Shoosh,

Ryst (gunless in Korea, but workin' on a permit!)
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