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rockbilly
Joined: 19 Mar 2013
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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:41 am Post subject: Trolling the NSA |
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Hey! How�s it going? I�m all right.
My job is so shitty I wish I could overthrow my boss. It�s like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and he�s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There�s only one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.
I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we�re all radicalized?
Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn�t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won�t say any more because I don�t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.
Oh! So I�ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I�m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I�m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he�ll want to go to bars, so I�m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn�t blow up in my face.
Okay, I gotta run! I�m late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can�t miss another one. Talk to you later!
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Died By Bear
Joined: 13 Jul 2010 Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
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rockbilly
Joined: 19 Mar 2013
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:14 pm Post subject: OMA! |
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Died By Bear wrote: |
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/06/13/Bank-robber-NSA-records |
Explosive! Here's a guy who's trying to overthrow the oppressive regime of the US prison system! He's putting in marathon-length hours there in the pen every day, and yet still manages to contest the entire psychic architecture of America's true believers! The man's on fire!
Seriously, I think he's got the blueprints for a strike on Big Brother.
He might even be a free radical. Or a radicalized Constitution-lover. Maybe even a prepper, or a patriot!
Anyway, the man's black, and so probably not Jewish. Maybe he's even a Black Muslim! In a world where Jews are eternal victims and non-Jews perps, apart from WASP-y philo-Judaic types, oh boy, this guy's probably gunning for the terrorists over there in Syria! He's probably like totally pro-Saddam Hussein and everything! Wouldn't surprise me at all to find him hanging out in the caves of Afghanistan with a bunch of stinger missiles and AK 47s and a stash of heroin and some child porn! Typical Muslim behavior, of course--when they aren't flying planes into buildings. Such as the Empire State Building.
OMA! Gotta run! I'm late for flight school!
Just don't tell anyone I work for Israeli Mossad--it would spoil the entire PLOT AGAINST AMERICA! Keep the dumb inferiors thinking we're all Muslim and everything!
See you at the next Holocaust Survivors' Bash! |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Capitalist pig dogs!
Am I doing it right? |
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