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Smithington
Joined: 14 Dec 2011
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 Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:14 pm Post subject: What happened to IPIC? |
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He hasn't posted in a while. Has he decided to spend more time with his smoking hot girlfriend? Is he taking time to finish his high school degree? Did his mother take away his computer priviliges? Whatever the reason for his disappearance, it's a welcome development.  |
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DaeguNL
Joined: 08 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| midnight runner... his school (Toss English) cut his pay back to 2.1, and he couldn't afford to hit the one VIP club a month with that 100k drop. |
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cabeza
Joined: 29 Sep 2012
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| Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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It's actually a pretty sad story.
IPIC was walking home to his palatial officetel one night after a hard day at the kindy (aka his DREAM JOB). He was waiting at the cross walk when some shmuck threw a coin at a speeding car. The coin deflected off the hood of the car and struck IPIC square between the eyes and killed him 
Steelrails tried to warn us but we didn't listen.
Needless to say, his SMOKING hot girlfriend is pretty torn up about his death. She's taken a leave of absence from the hill. I'm guessing it'll take her awhile to get over this. IPIC was one in a million.
So raise your glasses ('Jonnie' Walker if you've got it) to IPayInCash.
May he find that eternal DREAMJOB and SMOKING girl in the hereafter.
RIP |
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Captain Corea
Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahaha |
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Smithington
Joined: 14 Dec 2011
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| Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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Good job cabeza. We should do a Letterman-style top ten explanations for IPIC's absence. Could be quite comical.
Nice tie-in to another thread. |
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ghostrider
Joined: 27 Jun 2011
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| Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Nolos has mysteriously disappeared too. What a coincidence. |
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Died By Bear
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:21 am Post subject: |
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| cabeza wrote: |
It's actually a pretty sad story.
IPIC was walking home to his palatial officetel one night after a hard day at the kindy (aka his DREAM JOB). He was waiting at the cross walk when some shmuck threw a coin at a speeding car. The coin deflected off the hood of the car and struck IPIC square between the eyes and killed him
Steelrails tried to warn us but we didn't listen.
Needless to say, his SMOKING hot girlfriend is pretty torn up about his death. She's taken a leave of absence from the hill. I'm guessing it'll take her awhile to get over this. IPIC was one in a million.
So raise your glasses ('Jonnie' Walker if you've got it) to IPayInCash.
May he find that eternal DREAMJOB and SMOKING girl in the hereafter.
RIP |
Ooooh baby!
Some people said he was useless
them people all were fools
coz IPIC Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the K-blues.
On the day Old Cur IPIC died, nobody came to pray
Old preacher said some words and they chucked him in the clay
Well, he lived a lifetime, playin' the teacher man's blues
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optik404
Joined: 24 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:44 am Post subject: |
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| Probably forgot his passwords. |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:51 am Post subject: |
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| Those bottles of Johnny Walker Black at the VIP room catch up to you and your hot girlfriend when you have to get back to your Seoul Penthouse and then video conference with Obama the next day. |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:08 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, "SMOKING hot girlfriend."
The kind that sparks up Chesterfields just by walking by, |
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wooden nickels
Joined: 23 May 2010
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| optik404 wrote: |
| Probably forgot his passwords. |
hooo hahaoooo  |
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Scorpion
Joined: 15 Apr 2012
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Actually, I heard that he was out with his posse Saturday night at one of the high end clubs in Apguejeong. Unfortunately, he called another customer a "beta" once too many times and is now in traction at Severance Hospital. Although his smoking hot girlfriend will be up to see him when she gets the chance, she's taking full advantage of IPIC's downtime to reconnect with her three other boyfriends. But she has texted him twice already to say that she definitely will be up to visit soon....Maybe next week. |
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matthagwon
Joined: 28 Sep 2013
Location: Japan lite
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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He is too busy crying because he found out his smoking hot girlfriend was actually from the wrong hill in itaewon.  |
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wishfullthinkng
Joined: 05 Mar 2010
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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i just got a report about ipic.
apparently he took his savings from his dream job which amounted to 6,032usd, 3 gum wrappers, 5 full cases of shin raymeon black (only the best!) and a half empty bottle of johnny walker black (not red you heathens), and moved to a small island in indonesia because he "finally had it with all the betas in korea" and wanted to give life among indigenous monkeys a try because "at least they know their roles".
to add insult to injury, in a mishap of epic proportions he accidentally walked in on his smoking hot girlfriend without her makeup and found out that she in fact was a man who just happened to have high cheekbones and soft features.
let's hold a moment of silence for the man, the legends that were ipic/nolos/dodge7/othernameshere |
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Lucas
Joined: 11 Sep 2012
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| Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| let's hold a moment of silence for the man, the legends that were ipic/nolos/dodge7/othernameshere |
He's in hospital. His wife caught him jacking it off (xhamster), so she hit him on the back of the head with rolling pin (she was making noodles at the time).
He's now lost the ability to speak, and has the reading age of an 8 year old (so no change there).  |
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