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The evil penguin · Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:16 am Post subject: Hwajangshil Adjuma

Hwajangshil Adjuma, you are starting to drive a little evil penguin like me wild with lust....... but i still have a slight shadow of doubt that you're are in fact who you claim to be......

Before i begin flooding your box (message box that is) with romantic prose and poetry dedicated to eroticness of cleaning products and wrinkles, I need proof.

How do i know that you really ARE a saucy weathered cubicle cleaner??

Please don't break my heart...... the thought of seductively peeling off your white gloves and taking off your tinted adjuma mask while slowly unbuttoning your pink tracksuit (after you kindly let me wear your clothes in the first place..) has prevented me from rolling out of bed for many nights now...

Don't burst my dream..... Prove to me that you're real....... (proof of the existance of Santa, God, and weapons of mass destruction in Iraq would also be nice...)

Hwajangsil Ajumma · Joined: 02 May 2005 Location: On my knees in the stall

Aaah, the Ajumma question.

Exactly who, or what, is the HA?

A camp, effete and somewhat twisted upper-class English ex-public schoolboy with a penchant for "the chaps", fine wine and foie gras

or

A real perm-haired octogenarian female, crazed from her over-active lusts for flesh and pine-fresh Toilet Duck bleach?

Literal, or metaphorical, is the question.

Perhaps there is a little HA in all of us. Step inside the eye of your mind.

Perhaps you will find some clues in my favourite book, dear boy:

rapier · Joined: 16 Feb 2003

ha ha...But can you be as rough and rude as my hagwon ajjuma?

peemil · Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Location: Koowoompa

The evil penguin · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject:

Teufelswacht · Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Location: Land Of The Not Quite Right

JacktheCat · Joined: 08 May 2004

That still has nothing over one of my adult students who had a Mashimaro fetish.

'Course he was 45 years old and still living at home with his parents playing computer games all day and night.

guangho · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:14 am Post subject:

stumptown · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:29 am Post subject:

I hear even John Holmes can't touch HA's walls.

guangho · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:47 am Post subject:

stumptown · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:48 am Post subject:

No just out of a lack of the "environmental" possiblities.

The Man known as The Man · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:32 am Post subject:

Teufelswacht · Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Location: Land Of The Not Quite Right

Could it be that HA is, in fact, a MAN????

In another thread about weiguks on TV she/he/it wrote:

JacktheCat · Joined: 08 May 2004

Teufelswacht · Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Location: Land Of The Not Quite Right