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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sex change from female to male: "Addadictome" (old joke)
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panthermodern



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: Taxronto

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Boardified" - adjective

Supported and proven to be official by the popular opinion of an internet message board that you put you faith into.

Example: "It is a boardified fact that pm is a bastard"
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fanjicide - Death by an omnipotent electrical fan.

Poo-girlocitude - Any act performed by an American to irritate the K-nationals.

Andize - To post of the end-of-the-world

Sperlization - Wearing very masculine berets.





!shoosh

Ryst
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleepy in Seoul wrote:
Precrastinate - to make an early start at delaying something,
Disingenius - insincere in a really clever way.


hahaha... SIS.. good one!
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Sleepy in Seoul



Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why, thank you tzechuk. I've been racking my poor wee brain trying to think of some more, but these pathetic two are the only ones I could come up with...

Lethergy - apathetic forgetfulness,
Griminal - someone who is, or makes something, so dirty it should be against the law.
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Corporal



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mishanthrope: someone who has an irrational hatred or fear of Koreans. Not being the bold sort, this type usually restricts his or her mishanthropic activities to posting vicious or just plain silly messages on the internet. Often can be found using terms like "the Koreans" and starting sentences that go "Koreans always..." or "Koreans never..." Is fond of labeling all others who challenge the accuracy of such statements as apologists. Mishanthropes are perfectly happy to take the money of Koreans, but are rarely found saying anything positive or pleasant about them. Statistical data-collecting is in its early phases, but evidence leads researchers to believe that most mishanthropes will die at the age of around 36.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleepy in Seoul wrote:

Griminal - someone who is, or makes something, so dirty it should be against the law.


I heard somewhere that grime doesn't pay.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obstripperous: Prone to hooting "Take it off!" at inappropriate moments.

Blecherous: Expressing sexual interest in a distasteful or uncouth manner.

Lugby: A sport for refrigerator-sized British-born Asian guys.
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stareanoid: That feeling that everybody is looking at you, distrust of those who look at you, and the compulsion to get away from anybody who might be looking at you.

hypocrapeek: When you stare at that other foreigner through the corner of your eye but you don't make eye contact because you're stareanoid.
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Sleepy in Seoul



Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Desolatte - to make lonely, forlorn, or wretched by prohibiting coffee,
Herode - the effect of time on a courageous or valiant person.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suggest, since people are starting to draw blanks, that we pick names of popular posters (as I believe Corporal has already done) and just go insurgent on them. Totally screw with people.

For instance, when I just a few months on Dave's, I recall people saying 'You got Derreked again!' ... What did that mean exactly?

What does it mean when you've been Bobstered? Or Red Dogged?

What does Homeric really mean?

What's worse, being jajduded or skinheaded?

Which process takes longer, Grottification or Gordisation?

Anyway, I think it could be a lot of fun, but only if people truly unleash. No butt-kissing your favourite posters or making tame, timid jokes.

Oh yes, and note that I said "popular posters" -- JongnoGuru has never been popular, so you can't use me. That much is clear to all, I trust.

So, those are the rules. Have fun now!! Cool

(I'll be back later to do a quick body-count.)

*EDIT* -- to Gurufy: to disturb tremendous amounts of shit amongst people, leave the scene, and then act all innocent when brought in for questioning later.
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
I suggest, since people are starting to draw blanks, that we pick names of popular posters (as I believe Corporal has already done) and just go insurgent on them. Totally screw with people.


Already did...

Ryst Helmut wrote:

Andize - To post of the end-of-the-world

Sperlization - Wearing very masculine berets.


How about defining "O-girl"?

But on to answer your question....


JongnoGuru wrote:

For instance, when I just a few months on Dave's, I recall people saying 'You got Derreked again!' ... What did that mean exactly?


It's like defining love....you can't do it...but when it happens to you, you'll know it.

Or, consider it the board's version of Murphy's Law for whities in Korea. What could or remotely possibly happen to one person - will - and on a frequent basis....to the point of absurdity and near (statistical) improbability.


!shoosh

Ryst[quote="JongnoGuru"]
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Kwangjuchicken



Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chickenmania. A condition that is limited to high class well educated people with great taste. This condition makes them believe (and rightly so) that no other animal on Earth can compare to the beauty, intelligence, and kindness of a chicken.

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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:


What's worse, being jajduded or skinheaded?
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Hmmm... funny... now have i ever jajduded anybody?
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