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NearlyKorean
Joined: 15 Mar 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:00 am Post subject: |
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I'd like to see Korea institute a nationwide Hawaiian Shirt Day. |
It could be the lack of sleep talking, but I like this idea...
Things I would like to hear from a Korean:
Your way is better and makes more sense.
I was wrong.
There is no excuse for not doing what was in the contract. Here is some extra money to cover your trouble.
Happy wishing,
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Excellent!
I'd like to hear:
"Yes, you are correct. I should not keep so much money from you. I am richer than you. Just because I am korean does not give me the right to steal from you."
Also: "You know, this Confucian ideal crap is really nonsense. Just because I am older does not mean I know any better. Just because I have a higher status does not mean I know how to run a business. I may need to treat you as an equal. After all, you may have some good ideas that could make my business run more efficiently."
And: "Hey, you know, you actually speak English as a first language whereas I do not. Therefore perhaps you might know which materials will work better with the classes you teach. Maybe I should listen to you. I know some of the materials we use now are crap, and you, with your experience, may have an idea as to what may work better." |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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Harin wrote: |
sparkx wrote: |
Harin wrote: |
i'd like to see hugh grant and jude law fight to win my heart.
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I don't know about the whole "win your heart" part, but if by "fight" you mean watch them exchange limp wristed girly slaps before getting the canister of lube out to invade each others colons, then yes, I believe its highly possible since both these guys are gayer than Richard Simmons at Euro Disney. |
please keep in mind that i am all into gayish straight boys. plus, they speak british accent. nuff said. |
Then my advice is to pm Adoons...unbelievably gayish with a soft, melodic british accent. When that boy speaks its like sweet sweet honey dripping from a rainbow bee hive. |
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PaperTiger
Joined: 31 May 2005 Location: Ulaanbataar
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:21 pm Post subject: Things I'd like to hear my Korean wife say... |
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"I think your opinion is informed and insightful, even though it runs contrary to what other Koreans think."
"I think shopping online obsessively is much worse than your Playstation 2 fixation, I will destroy my credit card."
"Since I am your wife, I will take your side in any difference of opininon/fracas involving other Koreans (Bu Dong San trolls, logic-impaired Pizza Hut employees, gold-digging doctors, Korean advertising clowns that prefer to diseminate incorrect English via TV, anyone perceived as having more status or authority in Korean society than they average person)." |
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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Splendid flowchart M.R. Did an outsourcing agency put that together for you? |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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I'd like to see gang ah jee kick my husband's ass. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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Corporal wrote: |
I'd like to see gang ah jee kick my husband's ass. |
That can be interpreted in two very different ways. I took it as the second. |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:49 am Post subject: |
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"You look rather sick, and you must be getting burned out teaching these kids day in and day out... Why don't you take a few days off soon?" |
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