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[Ya-ta Boy]

[Pligganease]

Alas...

This is the thread that a southerner was waiting for... Yes, I know it's only because we lost the first one.

While many of my southern bretheren, usually the anti-Janet Jackson's tit crowd, are counting the days that they can expel the heathenous Yankee scum I feel that it would never happen.

However, if it were to happen...

Jonathan Moser

AP-Fayetteville, NC

In what would appear to be a scene out of a cheap 1980's action movie, a barrage of camoflaged pick-up trucks and SUVs loaded with shotgun-wielding Confederates stormed the gates of Fort Bragg today in what has been the most daring assault in the war thus far.

"We been learning to shoot since we wuz youngins!" said one man as he and his bretheren stormed into the 3rd Armory, retrieving weapons, body armor, and ammunition that will easily support them for weeks to come.

Several batallions of US Army troops have already joined the confederation, seeing that many of them were loyal to the south even before they swore to fight off "all enemies, both foreign and domestic."

Many states north of the Mason-Dixon line have claimed neutrality. However, no states south, except for Florida, have excluded themselves from the war. Charlie Jones, of the 1st NC Millitia, had this to say:

"We gon' kill us any Yankee scum that gits in are way. Those Jews, Catholics, Ay-rabs, and all them queers and hippies are gon' stop tellin' us what we can do wit' are state! We dun told y'all that de South gon rise agin!"

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While I would hate to see it, I would like to watch it on TV...

[Red]

Should the fundamentalists get their wish and all move to a state that's friendly to their brand of religion, they will attempt to leave the union once they have altered the state's laws to please them.

Then we will have the civil war.

[Tiger Beer]

As a northener, I think its pretty safe to say that most of us from the Blue States would have absolutely no problem whatsoever if the RED States took Bush and created their own country far away from the rest of us.

Am I willing to die for that cause? No. But I'd definetely 100% support it and help back bags out of the White House if they so desired it.

[Hollywoodaction]

[TheUrbanMyth]

[death from above]

anyone north of I-10 is a yankee.

[Nowhere Man]

I think that the key point is that, during the Civil War, politics and regions were united. This is now dispersed. Not completely, but mostly.

Moreover, were such a thing to occur, the military would be able to snuff any large-scale action. Were the military to be split into two sides (which I highly doubt), the result would still be a no-win situation for both sides.

Speak of polarization, but I don't think Americans are even remotely close to indulging in such notions. There's no $ advantage to such actions.

People can leave if they're that disgusted.

While I know it's commonly associated with liberals, I remember working with people during high school who said their parents wanted to move to Canada if Jesse Jackson became president.

On another note, while I understand the financial and other repercussions, I
a) Believe that, if they wanted to, the South should have been allowed to seceded from the Union. I say that to reflect American notions of self-determination.

b) Am torn about whether I would've preferred that the South secede.

But, in fact, rather than think about that, I think I would've preferred the Articles of Confederation over the Constitution's centralization of power.

In other words, I'm strongly Jeffersonian.

[igotthisguitar]

[Privateer]

So are any states thinking of ceding from the Union any time soon?

[Beej]

Civil War- no. Class War- highly likely.

[Ya-ta Boy]

[igotthisguitar]

[Gopher]

[Gopher]