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My most likely cause of death in Korea: |
At the hand of a North Korean Commie n'er do well. |
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3% |
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In the coming nuclear 'accident'. |
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6% |
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As result of your air-cooling device. |
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9% |
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Run over by veggie truck, and/or restaurant delivery driver on a moped. |
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34% |
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Altercation that gets out of hand. |
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6% |
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Self-inflicted gunshot after prolonged exposure to T.V. English teachers and/or blaring K-pop. |
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9% |
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O.D.ing on gimchi. |
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3% |
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Tedium brought-on by social interaction with other foreigners. |
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0% |
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Tedium brought-on by social interaction with Korean guys. |
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3% |
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None of the above. I plan on seeing my next "Birsday" |
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25% |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:09 am Post subject: |
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eating all the candies, stale, and scrunched up food the kids offer you, bless their little hearts <food poisoning> |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: ...Enlightenment...
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:04 am Post subject: |
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Talked to death by a Korean business man ...
"evil eyed" to death by an ajuma, never could could work out the crime, either just being white, or actually looking happy in HER country ... |
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sillywilly
Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Canada.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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When I was there alcohol poisoning ! Maybe mountain climbing with heals.. |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: ...Enlightenment...
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:28 am Post subject: |
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in reality most likely is hit by a car, or died in a taxi accident I think! |
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camel96 Guest
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:38 am Post subject: |
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Is it possible to die of Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
If so that's my fate. Spicy food for breakfast, poisonous candies, too much alcohol, too much coffee, too many chocolate bars. Man I spend 50% of my waking hours with a stomach ache. God bless Zantac. |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: ...Enlightenment...
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 3:15 am Post subject: |
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...I can see my death notice now ... great and respected English teacher, died of extensive burns to the anus after delivering gochu-laden payload ... |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 4:03 am Post subject: |
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kiwiboy_nz_99 wrote: |
...I can see my death notice now ... great and respected English teacher, died of extensive burns to the anus after delivering gochu-laden payload ... |
HAHAHAHAHA
Swing whichever way you like, but don't tell me about it. |
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