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Most likely cause of your death in Korea?
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My most likely cause of death in Korea:
At the hand of a North Korean Commie n'er do well.
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
In the coming nuclear 'accident'.
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
As result of your air-cooling device.
9%
 9%  [ 3 ]
Run over by veggie truck, and/or restaurant delivery driver on a moped.
35%
 35%  [ 11 ]
Altercation that gets out of hand.
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
Self-inflicted gunshot after prolonged exposure to T.V. English teachers and/or blaring K-pop.
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
O.D.ing on gimchi.
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Tedium brought-on by social interaction with other foreigners.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Tedium brought-on by social interaction with Korean guys.
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
None of the above. I plan on seeing my next "Birsday"
25%
 25%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 31

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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eating all the candies, stale, and scrunched up food the kids offer you, bless their little hearts <food poisoning>
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kiwiboy_nz_99



Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talked to death by a Korean business man ...

"evil eyed" to death by an ajuma, never could could work out the crime, either just being white, or actually looking happy in HER country ...
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sillywilly



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Canada.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was there alcohol poisoning ! Maybe mountain climbing with heals..
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kiwiboy_nz_99



Joined: 05 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

in reality most likely is hit by a car, or died in a taxi accident I think!
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camel96
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it possible to die of Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
If so that's my fate. Spicy food for breakfast, poisonous candies, too much alcohol, too much coffee, too many chocolate bars. Man I spend 50% of my waking hours with a stomach ache. God bless Zantac.
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kiwiboy_nz_99



Joined: 05 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...I can see my death notice now ... great and respected English teacher, died of extensive burns to the anus after delivering gochu-laden payload ...
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kiwiboy_nz_99 wrote:
...I can see my death notice now ... great and respected English teacher, died of extensive burns to the anus after delivering gochu-laden payload ...


HAHAHAHAHA

Swing whichever way you like, but don't tell me about it.
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