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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:24 am    Post subject: Women Reply with quote

I love women because they are female.

I also have no woman in my life. Much of the time, I'm happy about that.

I'm divorced, no kids. I'm nearly 39.

However, there are times I wish I had one in my life. I gave up on humanity around 2002. Much of my human interaction is online.

Many humans (including myself) make me sick. They tend to be very unpleasant.

When I am in a mood for wanting women, I feel like all I want is to please, protect and love them forever. After the mood passes, I breathe a sigh of relief I'm still alone.

I want a beautiful woman that will stick to me like glue, as would I to her, because we genuinely want to. We'd just want to love one another most of the time.

I appreciate this sounds shallow, but I love beautiful women more because they are beautiful.

I love women with kind, generous hearts.

I realize I will suffer total ridicule on this thread (what's new?!).

I'm an introvert that wants to connect with a beautiful, kind woman, but I know I can't due to my dislike of humanity and because I am not impressive on a social level, impressive enough to attract the girl of my dreams.

I still dream of my dream woman. If you're out there, please know that I love you.

Back to reality - The downside is I never want to go anywhere. I like to do things only when I want to do them. I also do regular smelly farts.

Apart from that, I'm a 'real catch!'

Laughing
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nate1983



Joined: 30 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's time to pack your bags and head south.
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Skipperoo



Joined: 05 Jul 2010

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sound like a hoot.
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Pa Jan Jo A Hamnida



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Location: Not Korea

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This horseshit again. Rolling Eyes
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Feloria



Joined: 02 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And A Happy New Year To You!! Very Happy
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tiger fancini



Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy New Year!
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happiness



Joined: 04 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

koreas known for sexual promiscuity?!? where is this korea? its not the one ive been for dates on. sheesh
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NovaKart



Joined: 18 Nov 2009
Location: Iraq

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your conflicted feelings about the opposite sex and humanity in general may mean you are best suited to a life of quiet contemplation in a monastery.
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NovaKart wrote:
Your conflicted feelings about the opposite sex and humanity in general may mean you are best suited to a life of quiet contemplation in a monastery.


Either that or a serial killer.
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The Cosmic Hum



Joined: 09 May 2003
Location: Sonic Space

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cj1976 wrote:
NovaKart wrote:
Your conflicted feelings about the opposite sex and humanity in general may mean you are best suited to a life of quiet contemplation in a monastery.


Either that or a serial killer.


Perhaps a combination of the two.
Bored at the Monastery?
Not to worry...out you go to do some killing...then back to the Monastery for redemption.
Repent...reborn...then back out to build up the sins again.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could 'murder' a bowl of corn flakes right now. Laughing
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PigeonFart



Joined: 27 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

New Year tends to bring a time of reflection. How is my life going, what should i change, new years resolutions and all that.

You seem pretty set in your ways and have decided that you are what you are and aren't going to change. Well the good news is, the plasticity of the brain lets us change a whole lot more than people would expect. You will have to be a little more extroverted to connect with people. So if you want what you say you want, then change your behavior this year or nothing is likely to change.
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'So if you want what you say you want, then change your behavior this year or nothing is likely to change.'

The above sentence was accurate and true.

I know deep down I'll never change, I'm resigned to a life of dreaming of the ideal woman. In some ways, dreaming is more enjoyable. At least, for a few minutes. Laughing
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The Cosmic Hum



Joined: 09 May 2003
Location: Sonic Space

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fromtheuk wrote:
I could 'murder' a bowl of corn flakes right now. Laughing


I'm a bit of a cereal killer myself. Wink
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madoka



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

fromtheuk wrote:
I want a beautiful woman that will stick to me like glue, as would I to her, because we genuinely want to.

After reading your thread, I found the woman of your dreams. She is a 32 year old photographer. Here is her pic:

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jodi-arias-photo-3.jpg

I have to warn you though that she is very clingy. But on the upside, she is recently single. Just don't ever, EVER break up with her.
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