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Hwajangshil Adjuma
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Do you like it when she looks while she mops around your feet
Yes
21%
 21%  [ 7 ]
No
28%
 28%  [ 9 ]
drives me wild
50%
 50%  [ 16 ]
Total Votes : 32

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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:16 am    Post subject: Hwajangshil Adjuma Reply with quote

Hwajangshil Adjuma, you are starting to drive a little evil penguin like me wild with lust....... but i still have a slight shadow of doubt that you're are in fact who you claim to be......

Before i begin flooding your box (message box that is) with romantic prose and poetry dedicated to eroticness of cleaning products and wrinkles, I need proof.

How do i know that you really ARE a saucy weathered cubicle cleaner??

Please don't break my heart...... the thought of seductively peeling off your white gloves and taking off your tinted adjuma mask while slowly unbuttoning your pink tracksuit (after you kindly let me wear your clothes in the first place..) has prevented me from rolling out of bed for many nights now...

Don't burst my dream..... Prove to me that you're real....... (proof of the existance of Santa, God, and weapons of mass destruction in Iraq would also be nice...)


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Hwajangsil Ajumma



Joined: 02 May 2005
Location: On my knees in the stall

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaah, the Ajumma question.

Exactly who, or what, is the HA?

A camp, effete and somewhat twisted upper-class English ex-public schoolboy with a penchant for "the chaps", fine wine and foie gras

or

A real perm-haired octogenarian female, crazed from her over-active lusts for flesh and pine-fresh Toilet Duck bleach?

Literal, or metaphorical, is the question.

Perhaps there is a little HA in all of us. Step inside the eye of your mind.

Perhaps you will find some clues in my favourite book, dear boy:

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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha ha...But can you be as rough and rude as my hagwon ajjuma?
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
but i still have a slight shadow of doubt that you're are in fact who you claim to be......


How do we know you're really a penguin?
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

peemil wrote:
Quote:
but i still have a slight shadow of doubt that you're are in fact who you claim to be......


How do we know you're really a penguin?


careful....... thats bordering on blasphemy...
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Teufelswacht



Joined: 06 Sep 2004
Location: Land Of The Not Quite Right

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hwajangsil Ajumma wrote:




My God!! You're a Catholic priest!!!!!!




Okay, I'll go away now.
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JacktheCat



Joined: 08 May 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That still has nothing over one of my adult students who had a Mashimaro fetish.

'Course he was 45 years old and still living at home with his parents playing computer games all day and night.
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guangho



Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JacktheCat wrote:
That still has nothing over one of my adult students who had a Mashimaro fetish.

'Course he was 45 years old and still living at home with his parents playing computer games all day and night.


You have just described the average Korean male. Does he have a spit cup?
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stumptown



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear even John Holmes can't touch HA's walls.
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guangho



Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stumptown wrote:
I hear even John Holmes can't touch HA's walls.


Surely not for a lack of effort.
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stumptown



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No just out of a lack of the "environmental" possiblities.
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The evil penguin wrote:
peemil wrote:
Quote:
but i still have a slight shadow of doubt that you're are in fact who you claim to be......


How do we know you're really a penguin?


careful....... thats bordering on blasphemy...


your mom says you alwyas liked ketchup on the side with your mac n cheese when you were living in her basement
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Teufelswacht



Joined: 06 Sep 2004
Location: Land Of The Not Quite Right

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could it be that HA is, in fact, a MAN????

In another thread about weiguks on TV she/he/it wrote:

Quote:
Lisa Kelley is HOT HOT HOT!

Many are the hours I spend beating myself sore to her on English Cafe.

Now if only Sparkx would lend me that damn ski-glove...


Are there some on this board, who shall remain nameless, that are in for a big (or maybe not so big) surprise if their fantasy were to come true?

Hmmmmmmm.
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JacktheCat



Joined: 08 May 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teufelswacht wrote:
Could it be that HA is, in fact, a MAN????

In another thread about weiguks on TV she/he/it wrote:

Quote:
Lisa Kelley is HOT HOT HOT!

Many are the hours I spend beating myself sore to her on English Cafe.

Now if only Sparkx would lend me that damn ski-glove...


Are there some on this board, who shall remain nameless, that are in for a big (or maybe not so big) surprise if their fantasy were to come true?

Hmmmmmmm.


How do you know HA isn't a hermaphodite?

Are you racist against elderly Korean hermaphodites? ARE YOU?
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Teufelswacht



Joined: 06 Sep 2004
Location: Land Of The Not Quite Right

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JacktheCat wrote:
Teufelswacht wrote:
Could it be that HA is, in fact, a MAN????

In another thread about weiguks on TV she/he/it wrote:

Quote:
Lisa Kelley is HOT HOT HOT!

Many are the hours I spend beating myself sore to her on English Cafe.

Now if only Sparkx would lend me that damn ski-glove...


Are there some on this board, who shall remain nameless, that are in for a big (or maybe not so big) surprise if their fantasy were to come true?

Hmmmmmmm.


How do you know HA isn't a hermaphodite?

Are you racist against elderly Korean hermaphodites? ARE YOU?


Only if they are apendex,,,,appedix,,,,apedecks... oh, can use both hands equally well, also.
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