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UncleAlex



Joined: 04 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:32 pm    Post subject: A David Letterman Top 10 List ? 2 Reply with quote

I have read on this website that (most) Korean men wish to avoid going to
Western restaurants in Korea. Here's a top ten list of reasons why Korean
men prefer not to go to places such as Pizza Hut, MacDonald's, KFC, and Outback:

10. Korean men prefer to have their soup after a meal
09. No kimchi on the pizza or burger, or with the steak
08. Korean men can't sprawl out on the floor while picking their teeth
07. They have to bring their own tooth picks if they settle with chairs
06. Korean men don't know how to use a knife and fork
05. They like to take their shoes off when having dinner
04. They have a pretext to get away from the wife and kids
03. They must use a washroom off the premises in case they have to vomit
02. The waiting staff doesn't consist of adjumas
01. Western establishments don't serve soju

These may very well be the top ten reasons why (most) Korean men refuse
to go to Western restaurants. Cool
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to mention they prefer Korean food, and are not adventurous about trying new things.

And maybe they dislike the fat content of most western food?

Although that's a weak argument considering the popularity of "samgyubsal" ...which is basically bacon in beef form
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endofthewor1d



Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aren't those lists supposed to be funny?
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UncleAlex



Joined: 04 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:38 am    Post subject: Damfino's Photograph Reply with quote

Judging by your photograph you don't appear to have a sense of humour.
Depressed people fail to find anything funny. Cool
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UncleAlex



Joined: 04 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:47 am    Post subject: Perhaps! Reply with quote

I'm tempted to create a top 10 list of reasons why people admit their
arguments are weak while they are making them. Cool
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