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Seth Gecko



Joined: 11 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 4:13 am    Post subject: Kimchi is the perfect food Reply with quote

Kidding. Can you come up with a better "troll"? Go for it!

(note: I tried to do this a few minutes ago, but the George Bush theme was deemed unfit)
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rudyflyer



Joined: 26 Feb 2003
Location: pacing the cage

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

after review, we've decided to allow the thread.

we will be watching it though so keep it clean...
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Squaffy



Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Location: All over the place

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are all men innately homosexual and hook up with women just for procreations' sake?

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maxxx_power



Joined: 17 Mar 2003
Location: BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M FREE!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My first cousin and I are having an intimate affair. Is this wrong, we really love each other and a baby is on the way?
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whatthefunk



Joined: 21 Apr 2003
Location: Dont have a clue

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An account of my horrific experience with a homosexual elephant while on holiday in Thailand.

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Trinny



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at Orpheus down's posts. Nothing tops his posts as trolls. Wink
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Blue Flower



Joined: 23 Feb 2003
Location: The realisation that I only have to endure two more weeks in this filthy, perverted, nasty place!

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are American men so aggressive when trying to score a chick?
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Saxiif



Joined: 15 May 2003
Location: Seongnam

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about, "what are split shifts?"
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Circus Monkey



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Location: In my coconut tree

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Common troll topics (Or ones that have been beaten to death)? Here are some samples...

"Foreigners teach English in Korea because they can't get a job back home"

"Korean women are ______"

"Western women are ________"

"Korea is the best at/invented the first/leads the world in _____"

"The West is the best at/invented the first/leads the world in _____"

"Korea fails at/has the worst _______"

"The West fails at/has the worst _____"

Throw in a few red herrings, hasty generalizations, slippery slopes, unsupported claims, appeals to authority, and ad hominems. Stir and cook at 300 degrees for 20 minutes (or until the flamewar dies down). Let cool for five minutes and enjoy!

CM


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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let us all take a moment to acknowledge the pioneers on this board who made trolling not only a juvenile pasttime, but high art:

cpa: often imitated, never duplicated.

The Hulk: Alas, we hardly knew ye.

I can't think of any other Hall of Famers, but Ted (Poscos Trumpet)'s posts have been pretty good lately...


[in Triumph the insult comic dog's voice]

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

Sparkles*_* (wonders if there is such a term as reverse trolling)
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Pyongshin Sangja



Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bush is Coming to Korea in June.
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Squaffy



Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Location: All over the place

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My boss came over me - err um no, meant - on to me, in a bath house. What should I do?
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Hank Scorpio



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ann Arbor, MI

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Squaffy wrote:
My boss came over me - err um no, meant - on to me, in a bath house. What should I do?


Is there a raise in it for you?
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Squaffy



Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Location: All over the place

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is your mind in the gutter thinking I rose to the occasion? Naughty Hank Laughing

Edit: I have an edit fetish


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posco's trumpet



Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: Beneath the Underdog

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 3:29 pm    Post subject: Sorry, Sparkles.. Reply with quote



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