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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
I really like this word, especially the act of throwing someone out of a window.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
By the way, awesome thread. Learn something new every day, as they say, and we all know who they are.
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"Pardon me sir, but did you just 'defenestrate' your dog?"
"Why, yes, I did, the little bugger kept yapping all day and I could not bear it any longer."
"Fair enough, carry on."
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Interestingly, or maybe not, Hannibal Lecter performed a neat defenestration on one of his victims.
Note: Defenestration is often fatal. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:45 am Post subject: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
I just found out that there is no Wikipedia page classifying the piss boner.
Time to get cracking, I guess.
Sparkles*_* |
I came close.
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1. piss hard-on
Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
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And this little gem:
n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. W--anking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.
Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=piss+hard-on
Believe it or not, there's a lot more on the web about this thing.
A search for "erection piss" got 582,000 hits.
Well, that's somewhat understandable I guess. |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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mithridates
Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:03 am Post subject: |
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billybrobby wrote: |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder) |
Wow. Never heard that word before. Amazing stuff.
I had a friend who as a youngster liked to eat a bit of chalk now and then. I'm sure almost everyone has tried a bit of paper.
The desire to consume feces or urine escapes me though.
Glass is a weird one too.
Self-cannabalism? Yikes. There are easier ways to go.
Mith, you may have seen it, but this one is up your alley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCqf7t2lVJc |
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re:cursive
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:47 am Post subject: |
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mithridates wrote: |
This one's even better:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_by_Jedi
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The Jedi Religion claims a number of adherents throughout the world. Whether for serious reasons, or just to poke fun at bureaucracy, many citizens have claimed on census forms to follow the path created by George Lucas for his Star Wars series of films. See Jedi census phenomenon for more details.
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There was a bit of controversy about this back home a couple of years back when it became known that if enough people said they were followers of a belief system it would become classifeid as an official religion. A movement quickly spread of people putting Jedi down as their religion to get it into the big leagues. The powers that be quickly changed the rules accordingly so this could not happen. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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insamjunkie
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:23 am Post subject: |
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thepeel
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:39 am Post subject: |
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nev wrote: |
billybrobby wrote: |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray
at first when you read it, it doesn't make sense. but as you go on, it makes less. and then you give up. congratulations, you are 3 minutes closer to death. |
Then check out his website:http://www.timecube.com/
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Oh lord, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
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I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of
Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of
Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle
and cannot bestow the prestigious honor
of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.
Dr. Gene Ray
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Holy schizophrenic batman, that timecube thing is just sick. I doubt it's even meant to be humor. If you have ever seen some of the stuff really mentally ill people write, this is a good example. You can find similar insanity on sites like schizophrenia.com or whatever. Or you could just read Nietzche I guess.
Who was that utterly insane poet who wrote about his cat Jeffrey?
Ah yes, it was Christopher Smart.
(In current times, he was supposed to have suffered from "religious mania"
Yeah, stuff like that, where the writer needs meds or something.
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For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.
For this is done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness.
For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer.
For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
For this he performs in ten degrees.
For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean.
For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.
For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended.
For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.
For fifthly he washes himself.
For sixthly he rolls upon wash.
For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat.
For eighthly he rubs himself against a post.
For ninthly he looks up for his instructions.
For tenthly he goes in quest of food.
For having consider'd God and himself he will consider his neighbour.
For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it a chance.
For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
For when his day's work is done his business more properly begins.
For he keeps the Lord's watch in the night against the adversary.
For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and glaring eyes.
For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.
For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.
For he is of the tribe of Tiger.
For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger.
For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he suppresses.
For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.
For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he's a good Cat.
For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.
For every house is incomplete without him and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.
For the Lord commanded Moses concerning the cats at the departure of the Children of Israel from Egypt.
For every family had one cat at least in the bag.
For the English Cats are the best in Europe.
For he is the cleanest in the use of his forepaws of any quadruped.
For the dexterity of his defence is an instance of the love of God to him exceedingly.
For he is the quickest to his mark of any creature.
For he is tenacious of his point.
For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.
For he knows that God is his Saviour.
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
For he is of the Lord's poor and so indeed is he called by benevolence perpetually--Poor Jeoffry! poor Jeoffry! the rat has bit thy throat.
For I bless the name of the Lord Jesus that Jeoffry is better.
For the divine spirit comes about his body to sustain it in complete cat.
For his tongue is exceeding pure so that it has in purity what it wants in music.
For he is docile and can learn certain things.
For he can set up with gravity which is patience upon approbation.
For he can fetch and carry, which is patience in employment.
For he can jump over a stick which is patience upon proof positive.
For he can spraggle upon waggle at the word of command.
For he can jump from an eminence into his master's bosom.
For he can catch the cork and toss it again.
For he is hated by the hypocrite and miser.
For the former is afraid of detection.
For the latter refuses the charge.
For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.
For he is good to think on, if a man would express himself neatly.
For he made a great figure in Egypt for his signal services.
For he killed the Ichneumon-rat very pernicious by land.
For his ears are so acute that they sting again.
For from this proceeds the passing quickness of his attention.
For by stroking of him I have found out electricity.
For I perceived God's light about him both wax and fire.
For the Electrical fire is the spiritual substance, which God sends from heaven to sustain the bodies both of man and beast.
For God has blessed him in the variety of his movements.
For, tho he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.
For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other quadruped.
For he can tread to all the measures upon the music.
For he can swim for life.
For he can creep.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Smart
Alternatively, watch things like this: it's long, but educational, better than a lot of stuff when TV is no good.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3077003381220563241&q=schizophrenia |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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billybrobby wrote: |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray
at first when you read it, it doesn't make sense. but as you go on, it makes less. and then you give up. congratulations, you are 3 minutes closer to death. |
I see your Gene Ray, and I give you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rael
(kind of one sided, but given he is very litigious...)
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raelian_Movement
A few years ago, it was all over the news in Quebec that his likeness appeared on a South Korean postage stamp. People at VANK must have freaked if they got word of it.
Had the reporters bothered to check the Raelian's claims, they would have found out it was just one of those personalized stamps that anyone can have made for 2000 won per sheet over the regular postage. |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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