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Who can find the most random Wiki article?
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:02 pm    Post subject: Who can find the most random Wiki article? Reply with quote

who can find the most random, wierd, off-the-wall wiki article?

it's a contest. the winner will be rewarded with a very special prize (supresses laughter).

rules:

Multiple submissions are OK.
Don't write the article yourself.
Can't be a stub (should be at least 4 or 5 sentences).

so, to start it off:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_hoarding
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chest rockwell



Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Sanbon

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



RAAAARH!

(sorry I couldnt resist)
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Making sock puppets

Sock puppets can be made from socks or stockings of any color. Worn-out socks may be used, although socks that are too tattered may fall apart during performance, but socks are usually bought brand-new from the store in order to make sock puppets. Various additions can be glued on in order to give your sock a personality. Streamers and felt strings are popularly glued on for hair. Googly eyes (obtained from craft or fabric stores) are glued on for the puppet's eyes.

The process of making sock puppets is popularly taught as a creative activity in elementary schools. Many schools teach children to make sock puppets and then have the children put on shows or plays for the whole school with them, sometimes with all the sock puppets singing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock_puppet
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, looks like we have a winner already!

Beat this one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crushing_by_elephant
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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

steampunk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steampunk
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

angel lust? ewwww.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shart
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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a cool toy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stikfas
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igotthisguitar



Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

riley wrote:
a cool toy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stikfas

Oh yah? A more cool toy even still ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strap-on_dildo

( Disclaimer: they had this featured on their home page the other day under the term "pegging" ) wtf? Shocked
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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you don't know pegging? You must know of Savage Love.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage_Love
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was just waiting for the tone to come down a little before I chipped in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Figging, good one.
Ever heard of Tyty?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ty_Ty%2C_GA
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

these are all worthy suggestions.

as a bit of guidance, the key to winning the huge prize involved in this competition is randomness. or maybe that's not the right word. maybe inane? not necessarily something that is shocking, but something where you think, "who the hell would devote a wiki article to this crap?"

as an aside, check these out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_parts_slang
If defy you to read the anus section out loud without laughing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_slang
this is also funny, but less so because half the stuff is clearly made up. i mean, whoever heard of this "missionary position." missionaries don't even get laid, idiots!

well it's friday. i sure hope that meet a young lady who wants me to....ah, what's the polite way to put it?

stir up her kidneys.
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apoptosis

Never heard this term, though I majored in biology.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentos

I used Mentos 10 years ago in a "Most Inane Website" contest.
Can I recycle it? Cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_prod

Classroom teaching aid?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

I lived in San Antonio. My Mexican friends are all convinced this is real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumby

Gumby! All my Gumbies ended up with rusty wires protruding.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju

Don't forget the Breakfast of Champions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

and this will lead you to many cool links. *free running*

which may lead to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_odor

WOW! This is fun, and addicting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addiction


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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just found out that there is no Wikipedia page classifying the piss boner.

Time to get cracking, I guess.

Sparkles*_*
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