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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't call this one really random, I remembered the topic from previous posts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Discordia

Ah, being a bored highschooler looking for something to rebel against!
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oneofthesarahs



Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I win!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel's_Hole

Choice bits:
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Mel also reports that "one neighbor claimed to have thrown a dead dog in the hole, only to see it later frolicking in the woods; how another saw a black beam emanating from the hole; how transistor radios brought to the hole play programs from the past."

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Mel claims that the sheep was led to the hole, but became agitated when it approached the hole and had to be stunned and placed in a crate. According to him, the sheep awakened as it was being placed over the hole and began trashing around in its crate and making "screaming" noises.
he crate was allegedly lowered to about 700 feet, at which point Mel claims that the vibrations caused by the sheep's agitation could no longer be felt. He claims that when the cable had been lowered to its full length of 1500 feet, the metal collar around the hole began to vibrate. According to Mel, the sheep was left at this depth for thirty minutes before being winched back up the surface, where it was found to be dead.

Mel claims that from an external perspective the dead sheep appeared the same as when lowered, but that inside, "the sheep looked like it had been cooked." In addition, Mel claims that he then observed a jellied blob that filled the body cavity where the internal organs normally would be, which he described as looking like a "huge tumor."

According to Mel, the alleged "tumor" was removed, and the experimenters believed they saw some movement inside it. He claims that when the tumor was cut open, it released a "fetal seal," with human-looking eyes, connected to the tumor with an umbilical cord. Mel explains that the "seal" seemed to have a hold on those present, and that it and the human experimenters viewed each other for over two hours.

Mel claims that the seal seemed to him to be a being "filled with compassion," and that after nodding at the experimenters, it dove back into the hole. The tumor and sheep remains were allegedly bundled in a tarp and thrown back into the hole, thereby removing any evidence of the experiment.

Mel claims that he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer prior to his experience with the seal, but that afterwards the cancer was entirely gone, with no evidence it had ever existed. Mel feels that he was healed by the seal-like entity from the sheep carcass.
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merkurix



Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Location: Not far from the deep end.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleoconservative_worldview
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Corporal



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocoristic
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yawarakaijin



Joined: 08 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcified_fetus

Spooky Shocked
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merkurix



Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Location: Not far from the deep end.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

deleted

Last edited by merkurix on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:03 pm; edited 1 time in total
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merkurix



Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Location: Not far from the deep end.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_the_knife
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frottage

The absolute bain of my early high school years.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray

at first when you read it, it doesn't make sense. but as you go on, it makes less. and then you give up. congratulations, you are 3 minutes closer to death.


Quote:
US patents held by Gene Ray:

U.S. Patent 3,974,591 Chum dispensing attachment for fishing rigs, granted 1976.
U.S. Patent 4,095,365 Bait bucket, granted 1978.
U.S. Patent 4,095,793 Marble game resembling golf, granted 1978.
U.S. Patent 4,707,869 Swim through safety division line for pools, granted 1987.


This man has led a very rich life. How does he have time for all this, what with all the ineffable truth of the universe to manage?
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster


I'm a big fan of this one. Sounds like a Pokemon character, but that won't stop me from naming my first child "Globster" in honour of this thread.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My attempt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clog_%28shoe%29

Quote:
Clogs in 1970's fashion
Swedish clogs became popular in the seventies and eighties for both sexes. They were considered to be worn by both men and women. They were usually worn without socks which exuded a hotlook.
(italics mine.)
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yawarakaijin wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcified_fetus

Spooky Shocked


Check this out:

http://www.obgyn.net/ENGLISH/PUBS/ARTICLES/Stone_Baby.htm

(warning! freaky and gross)
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that guy



Joined: 29 Feb 2004
Location: long gone

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma


For the picture
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that guy wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma


For the picture


Best image on Wikipedia is here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse

Also, I think I've read this article on tribadism a thousand times by now:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

Don't try this at home.
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