Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Avram Iancu]

Firstly, I would like to apologise to MacktheKnife for extracting material from his original posting, but I believe it was not receiving the feedback it should have.

Suggestions for Korean T-shirts, slogans for the Korean Tourist Board, or simply bumper sticker fare, would be welcomed by all as a pleasant diversion.

Some of my suggestions:

"Gimchi...the next global condiment"

"Korea, putting the 'bang' in Noraebang"

"I'm not your father, but I AM your senior"

"I'm your junior, so I'm basically your b****"

"Welcome to Korea. Phlegm capital of the world"

"Korea ! We almost beat Germany"

"Korea ! Where dogs are welcome in restaurants (on the menu)"

"Don't f*** with me, I'm a Korean bus driver"

"President Roh of Korea. Looking more like an Asian Harpo Marx everyday"

"Hug me. I'm a Korean male"

"All I got from Korea was this lousy T-shirt (because there is literally f*** all else)"

"I don't really smoke. I've just been to a Korean P.C. Bahng"

"Korea: more bars per square mile than Glasgow or Dublin (well, almost)"

"Korean kids. Are they all actually amateur proctologists?"

"Korea ! Crotch-pot cooking in summer, freezy bollocks in winter"

"Teach English in Korea. Go home a confused, shell-shocked mute"

"Korea: where thin is in, and fat means over 110lbs"

"Be the reds...as long as it's red pepper paste"

"Korean soccer: not REALLY a flash in the pan"

"Korea. Where even bodily fluids taste of Gimchi"

"Korea. Where 'gook' is used to describe people from Non-Asian countries"

"Korea. 5000 years of culture. 5000 reasons to hate outsiders"

"Korea. More unisex bathrooms than 'Ally McBeal'"

"Is that a 'Nazi' gathering spot, or am I just looking at the sign in the mirror?"

"Korea. We take the pleasure OUT of going to the bathroom"

"Korea. Where showerheads are held"

"Korea ! Leave your common sense at the airport"

"Korea: where the only long 'dongs' are street names"

"Korea ! A street-planner's worst nightmare"

"Korea ! Without calculators we'd really be f*****"

"English in Korea,...an oxymoron?"

"My other car is Korean too" (I know, bumper sticker
material)

"Korea ! Try learning the language...it makes the natives laugh"
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From "little miss s":

Korea's National Flower: The Soju Blossom

Adjuma Wrestling- Home of the Flying Elbow

Stare at me, I'm English

And my favorite... a tee with a big arrow pointing at kid level saying
Han Gook Sarum, Han gook Sarum
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From "Seatangle":

"Welcome to Korea. Please remove your shoes before entering."

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From the lovely, sexy, intriguing "Jaderedux":

Korea- Street signs...we don't need no stinking street signs

Korea -- Please try to speak the language the natives need to laugh

Korea -- Land of extreme horking!

Korea --White boys come on down...you too can be a rockstar.

Korea -- Howsa about a boiled cat....its just good medicine.

Korea -- Get a backpack and a MapleLeaf it's all ya need.

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Post some more Jade..., after your weekend shenanigans....

[Avram Iancu]

"Korea ! Not reliant on the U.S. in the least."

[dogbert]

Seen yesterday:

"Why Ruin Your Snack With Meal?"