Avram Iancu
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: Changwon
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:54 pm Post subject: Suggested Korean T-shirt captions... |
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Firstly, I would like to apologise to MacktheKnife for extracting material from his original posting, but I believe it was not receiving the feedback it should have.
Suggestions for Korean T-shirts, slogans for the Korean Tourist Board, or simply bumper sticker fare, would be welcomed by all as a pleasant diversion.
Some of my suggestions:
"Gimchi...the next global condiment"
"Korea, putting the 'bang' in Noraebang"
"I'm not your father, but I AM your senior"
"I'm your junior, so I'm basically your b****"
"Welcome to Korea. Phlegm capital of the world"
"Korea ! We almost beat Germany"
"Korea ! Where dogs are welcome in restaurants (on the menu)"
"Don't f*** with me, I'm a Korean bus driver"
"President Roh of Korea. Looking more like an Asian Harpo Marx everyday"
"Hug me. I'm a Korean male"
"All I got from Korea was this lousy T-shirt (because there is literally f*** all else)"
"I don't really smoke. I've just been to a Korean P.C. Bahng"
"Korea: more bars per square mile than Glasgow or Dublin (well, almost)"
"Korean kids. Are they all actually amateur proctologists?"
"Korea ! Crotch-pot cooking in summer, freezy bollocks in winter"
"Teach English in Korea. Go home a confused, shell-shocked mute"
"Korea: where thin is in, and fat means over 110lbs"
"Be the reds...as long as it's red pepper paste"
"Korean soccer: not REALLY a flash in the pan"
"Korea. Where even bodily fluids taste of Gimchi"
"Korea. Where 'gook' is used to describe people from Non-Asian countries"
"Korea. 5000 years of culture. 5000 reasons to hate outsiders"
"Korea. More unisex bathrooms than 'Ally McBeal'"
"Is that a 'Nazi' gathering spot, or am I just looking at the sign in the mirror?"
"Korea. We take the pleasure OUT of going to the bathroom"
"Korea. Where showerheads are held"
"Korea ! Leave your common sense at the airport"
"Korea: where the only long 'dongs' are street names"
"Korea ! A street-planner's worst nightmare"
"Korea ! Without calculators we'd really be f*****"
"English in Korea,...an oxymoron?"
"My other car is Korean too" (I know, bumper sticker
material)
"Korea ! Try learning the language...it makes the natives laugh"
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From "little miss s":
Korea's National Flower: The Soju Blossom
Adjuma Wrestling- Home of the Flying Elbow
Stare at me, I'm English
And my favorite... a tee with a big arrow pointing at kid level saying
Han Gook Sarum, Han gook Sarum
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From "Seatangle":
"Welcome to Korea. Please remove your shoes before entering."
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From the lovely, sexy, intriguing "Jaderedux":
Korea- Street signs...we don't need no stinking street signs
Korea -- Please try to speak the language the natives need to laugh
Korea -- Land of extreme horking!
Korea --White boys come on down...you too can be a rockstar.
Korea -- Howsa about a boiled cat....its just good medicine.
Korea -- Get a backpack and a MapleLeaf it's all ya need.
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Post some more Jade..., after your weekend shenanigans.... |
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