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When I drink Soju I turn into a blank? (Funny)
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When I drink Soju I turn into one of the following:
Philosopher
20%
 20%  [ 6 ]
Stud
10%
 10%  [ 3 ]
Pizza maker
10%
 10%  [ 3 ]
Ramyun launcher
10%
 10%  [ 3 ]
Chainsaw
13%
 13%  [ 4 ]
Nice guy/gal
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
Superhero
17%
 17%  [ 5 ]
Sniveler
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Priest
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
Teacher
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
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hempster



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.......a stripper.....My first Friday night in Korea I had 2 bottles of soju with some co-workers and then went to Geckos. Some girls there dared me to strip down to nothing ......so I did......
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iwacima



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, was this about 2 months ago? If so, I saw you.

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iwacima



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Rolling Eyes Wink
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hempster



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Yeah that was about 2 months ago...I've also done it a few times since then.....it gets me a ton of free drinks from the ladies and the jeolous looks that the guys give me are priceless Wink
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thinker



Joined: 10 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:06 am    Post subject: Memory gaps> > > Reply with quote

After a night of soju i was home safely in bed, my 2 co-workers on the other hand didn't make it so far> > >

the girl wound up in a puddle of her own consumption just outside her door with four Korean men standing over her wondering what to do> > >

the older british gentlemen also wound up outside his door, the difference being, he had no keys, no wallet, no pants, no shoes, no glasses and his face was scraped up> > >plus he had to go down to the sporting goods shop down below his apartment and ask if they had any spare keys (he also speaks no korean)> > >

the girl goes out later only to find said pants, shoes, glasses, and tie strewn about the stairs to her apartment> > >

on Monday we find out from a korean teacher that she recieved a call at 2:30am from the police saying they had a foreigner there who couldn't walk or speak> > >( we don't know if his pants were on or off at this point) they said they got a call from someone who found him lying in the middle of the street> > >

futhermore, he revisited the police station, but didn't get his wallet back, and still dosen't remember anything, same with me and the girl> > >

after a week of much laughing at his expense, he was commenting on how his face was healing, but a scab on his chin really bothered him> > >so he picked at it and out it came, he produced a small folded piece of paper and wrapped inside was a tiny shard of green glass!

Wink
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I turn into a pool shark! Billiards seems so much easier then. Seems. After enough of the stuff all I do is concentrate on the basic skills of coordination, if I'm lucky.
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little mixed girl



Joined: 11 Jun 2003
Location: shin hyesung's bed~

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.....

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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I drink soju I feel like falling over and biting some kerb.
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I drink soju I wake up in some unknown location in a pool of vomit.

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katydid



Joined: 02 Feb 2003
Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At the risk of someone holding onto this info and with the hopes that this thread gets buried well before the next alcohol-soaked get-together, I will say this: I um...become...um...really....friendly. Heh heh. Oh..and more giggly than usual, if those who know me and who have met me can believe that.
But not with soju. I don't like soju. 4 of anything else...though, and see above.
Ramyeon launcher. Reminds me of "My Sassy Girl." Ew.
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I drink soju I become loud, obnoxious, and think I am all things to all women ... a few hours later I'm usually waking up thinking "where the *beep* am I?"
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RedRob



Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Location: Narnia

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On soju I turn into a bi-lingual superman, but um, a kinda really stupid uncordinated superman.
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just because



Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.....I turn into either a super Korean translator(which i am not) who goes to the noraebang with as many Korean girls as willing and sings Korean songs to them(badly I might add) or a super duper S*it stirrer
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