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LuckyNomad
Joined: 28 May 2007
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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Daves- "Because if this was a real cafe, a lot of people would be going to the hospital." |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Location: The Ida galaxy
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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Dave's- The blackhole of the ESL universe. |
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mateomiguel
Joined: 16 May 2005
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Dave's - One of millions of English-language web sites your boss mistakes for legitimate work |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Dave's - cheaper than a shrink |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:43 am Post subject: |
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Dave's: All the Class Self-loathing you can Cram down yer Hole! |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:59 am Post subject: |
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Jizzo T. Clown wrote: |
Dave's: Where there are more assholes than opinions. |
Swish! |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:14 am Post subject: |
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JongnoGuru wrote: |
Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
Daves- Textual Masturbation isn't just a past time.. its a career. |
You know, that should be "pastime", not "past time". And it's "it's", not "its". Some other problems with punctuation and capitalisation, but I'll let those slide.
Dave's ESL Cafe -- Come for the Camaraderie, Stay for the Nitpicking, Anal-retentive, Asshat Killjoys.
Like that Guru Fuq! |
Aw, Dan, yourn be the bestest in me book, n that Guru, he be jealous like. Don't mind him another grammy mammy.
Dave's--Come by, let fly (nice ring)
Davey's who's in the bevy and probably will be for life. (nostalgia) (edit: too forced, I think, but I'll let it stand) |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:11 am Post subject: |
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Dave's- where Canada rocks, USA sucks |
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idonojacs
Joined: 07 Jun 2007
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Dave's: A whole lot cheaper than seeing a psychotherapist.
But please don't stop taking your meds! |
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Location: working undercover for the Man
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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Dave's: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Location: Act III
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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lawyertood wrote: |
Dave's--When you ain't getting laid, Sperling's getting paid! |
Dayum, you guys are good. Hasn't been a truly lame response yet.
Still this gets my vote so far. It's got the 3 S's.
Spontaneity, sarcasm, and sex. |
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Bramble
Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: National treasures need homes
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Jizzo T. Clown wrote: |
Dave's: Where there are more assholes than opinions. |
This is the only one so far that really strikes me as funny. |
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flummuxt
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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Dave's: We rant, you decide. |
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mateomiguel
Joined: 16 May 2005
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Dave's: We Rant, We Decide, We Flame You For Not Agreeing. |
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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Dave's: Get Out! |
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