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LuckyNomad



Joined: 28 May 2007

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daves- "Because if this was a real cafe, a lot of people would be going to the hospital."
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's- The blackhole of the ESL universe.
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mateomiguel



Joined: 16 May 2005

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's - One of millions of English-language web sites your boss mistakes for legitimate work
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's - cheaper than a shrink
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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's: All the Class Self-loathing you can Cram down yer Hole!
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jizzo T. Clown wrote:
Dave's: Where there are more assholes than opinions.


Swish!
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
Dan The Chainsawman wrote:
Daves- Textual Masturbation isn't just a past time.. its a career.

You know, that should be "pastime", not "past time". And it's "it's", not "its". Some other problems with punctuation and capitalisation, but I'll let those slide.

Dave's ESL Cafe -- Come for the Camaraderie, Stay for the Nitpicking, Anal-retentive, Asshat Killjoys.
Like that Guru Fuq!
Cool


Aw, Dan, yourn be the bestest in me book, n that Guru, he be jealous like. Don't mind him another grammy mammy.

Dave's--Come by, let fly (nice ring)

Davey's who's in the bevy and probably will be for life. (nostalgia) (edit: too forced, I think, but I'll let it stand)
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's- where Canada rocks, USA sucks
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idonojacs



Joined: 07 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's: A whole lot cheaper than seeing a psychotherapist.

But please don't stop taking your meds!
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III

PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lawyertood wrote:
Dave's--When you ain't getting laid, Sperling's getting paid!

Dayum, you guys are good. Hasn't been a truly lame response yet.
Still this gets my vote so far. It's got the 3 S's.
Spontaneity, sarcasm, and sex.
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Bramble



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: National treasures need homes

PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jizzo T. Clown wrote:
Dave's: Where there are more assholes than opinions.


This is the only one so far that really strikes me as funny.
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flummuxt



Joined: 15 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's: We rant, you decide.
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mateomiguel



Joined: 16 May 2005

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's: We Rant, We Decide, We Flame You For Not Agreeing.
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Masta_Don



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave's: Get Out!
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