cysusan
Joined: 22 Jun 2003 Posts: 2
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 4:47 am Post subject: what wowan want to say to man |
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Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I�m sorry = You�ll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don�t want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I�m beautiful
Do what you want = You�ll pay for this later
I�m not upset = Of course I�m upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you�re dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You�re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
It�s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You�re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I�ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you�re really not going to like
Do you love me? = I�m going to ask for something expensive
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