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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 4:47 am    Post subject: what wowan want to say to man Reply with quote

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

Iím sorry = Youíll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I donít want you to

Is my butt fat? = Tell me Iím beautiful

Do what you want = Youíll pay for this later

Iím not upset = Of course Iím upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, youíre dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

Youíre so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Itís your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Youíre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??

Iíll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that youíre really not going to like

Do you love me? = Iím going to ask for something expensive

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