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THE THERMODYNAMIC LAWS ARE A PM ENGINE OF THE 2nd KIND

 
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Janus20



Joined: 14 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:23 am    Post subject: THE THERMODYNAMIC LAWS ARE A PM ENGINE OF THE 2nd KIND Reply with quote

Once upon a long time ago, I was a thermo student.

The prayer bead guessology of the 2nd Law, hit me in the nuts like a Tiger Woods low ball whammy.

One night I had a dream that had me reciprocating a glass hand pump piston inside a domestic strip light. The light was 60W and I was pumping 90W back into the grid.

In my dream, as you do in dreams, I was pumping at exactly the UK figure of 50Hz; and I was in phase too. The next morning I put the gas laws for monotomic argon onto the dream.

It was a BINGO win and just the tip of an unimaginable iceberg. I put it up with much more stuff at www.unifiedtheory.org.uk and a version to reduce brain pain at www.electrodynamics.org.uk

I could learn how to knit fog and piss champagne before I get an argument from a university professor.

Of 135 wars since 1939, more than half were to enforce the THERMODYNAMIC LAWS.


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Soymilk



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

umm... That's one hell of a first post.
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Janus20



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soymilk wrote:
umm... That's one hell of a first post.


So who cares big time AND WHERE AND HOW DO WE GO FROM HERE.
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eclipse



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry mate, can you please break down your first post?

Have we met on another forum? I'm the guy that talks about peak oil a bit. Wink
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