Dave's ESL Cafe's Student Discussion Forums

[cysusan]

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I�m sorry = You�ll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don�t want you to

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I�m beautiful

Do what you want = You�ll pay for this later

I�m not upset = Of course I�m upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you�re dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You�re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

It�s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

You�re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??

I�ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you�re really not going to like

Do you love me? = I�m going to ask for something expensive