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"...we want to join the commie...the coma... the commoo
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Roger



Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 4:42 am    Post subject: "...we want to join the commie...the coma... the commoo Reply with quote

Six weeks to the end.,.. and this morning, three girls, make that lady students, came up to me to inform me as follows:
"Good morning, Sir, we want to join the ncommike, how do you say?... the coma..., the commoonist party... so we cannot come to your English lessons any longer. Can you excuse us?"
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scot47



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Members of the CPC can't take English lessons ?

I find that hard to believe !
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anthyp



Joined: 16 Apr 2004
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Location: Chicago, IL USA

PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it that they can't take English lessons, or there is a conflict between your lessons and their Party meetings ... or are they just trying to come up with clever excuses? Either way, at least they have their priorities straight.
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La Paz



Joined: 02 May 2004
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Location: I hate pedophiles like whtjohn

PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great excuse to get out of your classes. Don't let that one get out or your class will be empty.
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johnslat



Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA

PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 12:36 pm    Post subject: A classy guy Reply with quote

Dear La Paz,
What you overlook - and I mean this in the most complimentary sense - is that Roger has always been in a class by himself.
Regards,
John
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arioch36



Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want to join the party you do have to go to about four hours of "classes" a week. I have had students with this conflict. I am all for them being interested in their country. They still fail the course. Their scheduling conflicts are not my worry.

I too hope to start classes for joing the party as soon as my CHinese becomes good enough. I think I have people who will nominate me. The party seems supportive and realistic about the possibilities.

One obstacle is that I no longer like drinking bai jiu.
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La Paz



Joined: 02 May 2004
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Location: I hate pedophiles like whtjohn

PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is funny. You still fail them. Like your class is so important that they risk failing it. Funny!
I am sure that it will haunt them for all of 2 minutes.
Failing a private language mill can sure hurt someone, NOT!
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Victoria



Joined: 02 May 2004
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 9:26 pm    Post subject: Re: "...we want to join the commie...the coma... the co Reply with quote

Roger wrote:

"Good morning, Sir, we want to join the ncommike, how do you say?... the coma..., the commoonist party... so we cannot come to your English lessons any longer. Can you excuse us?"


it is incoherent.... by my expertise...
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johnslat



Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 9:31 pm    Post subject: Mistress of Chaos Reply with quote

Dear Victoria,
And who under the heavens would/could have more "expertise" of incoherence than you, my dear Victoria?
Regards,
John
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Victoria



Joined: 02 May 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2004 2:22 am    Post subject: Re: Mistress of Chaos Reply with quote

johnslat wrote:
Dear Victoria,
And who under the heavens would/could have more "expertise" of incoherence than you, my dear Victoria?
Regards,
John


Laughing
I am a master mind as wining control, building positive relationships with powerful people and thriving under johnslat' intense pressure.... Laughing
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gingermeggs



Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 162

PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, "victoria".....and you also are an illiterate, ill-mannered, inconsiderate, nincompoop. You have nothing to say, that is in any way intelligent.
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Victoria



Joined: 02 May 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2004 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gingermeggs wrote:
Yes, "victoria".....and you also are an illiterate, ill-mannered, inconsiderate, nincompoop. You have nothing to say, that is in any way intelligent.


Is this the best language you can afford me?
Go to hell bloody British teabag, you are a f u c k i n g rotter yourself...

your posts are ridicules subjects either by presenting a solemn one: "beer" in an undignified style or an inconsequential subject in a dignified style like your favorite "Chinese hookers".....
you are a DRUNK and a PEDOPHILE and a PERVERT!
Everyone here know that you are JOHNWHITE

You are ludicrous, better the teacher' mocking imitation; a travesty!

Stuff your arrogance up your tinny briton arse you old w a n k e r...........
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gingermeggs



Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2004 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor "victoria"...your disjointed writing reminds me of the late unlamented "laurent". Remember it? Couldn't string three words together to make sense. You are not an improvement.
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laodeng



Joined: 07 Feb 2004
Posts: 481

PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2004 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another."

Acts 13: 34
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johnslat



Joined: 21 Jan 2003
Posts: 13859
Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA

PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2004 9:44 pm    Post subject: What's love got to do with it? Reply with quote

Dear laodeng,
Ah, remember what they did to the first guy who proposed that.
Regards,
John
P.S. I thought it was John 13:34.
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