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johnslat
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 Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 1:55 pm Post subject: Think nothing of it |
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Dear stillnosheep,
My congratulations on your having achieved a state of nothingness. Does this mean we'll be hearing nothing from you in the future?
Regards,
John
P.S. OK, this has absolutely NOTHING to do with the so-called subject of this thread (which has descended, anyway, into total inanity - thanks in no small measure to my contributions), but I CAN'T RESIST:
http://fanclub.spam.com/main.asp
I mean, haikus to SPAM - for mercy's sake. |
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khmerhit
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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can we get back to the australian actor thread, please? (sheesh)
I was at the the pub last nite (no shit)--there were some filmie people talking about Russell Crowe. he is in town filming Cinderella Man, the biggest production here right now. Apparently, Russell has a nasty reputation for holding tantrums on set. He is a star, after all....
He is not as nice as NICOLE, in other words.
On the other hand, after learning of the fire-bombing of a synagogue in Montreal, he apparently donated a lot of money for its reconstruction. So there you go.
and that's aboot all from me for now! |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 3:41 pm Post subject: Re: Nicole Kidman Rocks Bigtime |
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Nicole was on David Letterman last nite--very classy, very funny. Could someone help me to turn this into a thread that is relevant to ESL--without, if possible, bringing in Capergirl, whom I would clss in the same league as Nicole?
Thanking you for your kind cooperation,
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No probs, Khmerhit
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| ps - you could play six degrees of separation from NK with your class. Get them used to different uses of 'same' and different sorts of relationships. |
c'mon Khmerhit - your post has been top of the pops for two whole days now - money can't buy this kind of publicity!
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 3:44 pm Post subject: Re: Nicole Kidman Rocks Bigtime |
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Besides which John,
Nikkikins says that you are far too old for her ...
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zaneth
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Ooops. Busted. Fun's over, it looks like. |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| zaneth wrote: |
| Ooops. Busted. Fun's over, it looks like. |
Zaneth, you would do well to remember that in dave's, as at draughts, backwards, as well as forwards, movements are permissible. |
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ntropy
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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Sure, she may look nice and be bubbly on talk shows, but let me tell you something about the evil Sheila. ... despite both of us being in North America for almost a year now, .... wait for it ..... SHE HAS NOT CALLED ME ONCE!!! This despite all those hours I spent holding up her picture with one hand. (apologies to Steve Martin)
On Russell Crowe, when he was in Canmore Canada filming Mystery Alaska he was such a knob in the local pub the local constabulary had to save him more than once. |
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khmerhit
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Ah yes, the Jerk--good one ntropy. Im sure if she knew you were in the same country she would ring you.
Crowe is a jerk, speaking of the Jerk, as you well illustrate. But nary a word of nastiness do we hear about Nicole, do we lads?
That's because she is the tops!
(I once reserved this acclaim for Capergirl, but I see she is spoken for now, so I have nothing to say about her. Kaputt.) |
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johnslat
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: Don't let your left hand know what your right's doing |
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Dear entropy,
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| This despite all those hours I spent holding up her picture with one hand. |
You might try laying the picture on the bed or some other flat surface. It's not only more romantic, but you can also be ambidextrous that way,
Regards,
John
Dear stillnosheep,
Nikki the kidder - there are some women (and Nikki's one of them, I'll have you know) who much prefer a mature man to a callow adolescent. Why do you think she left Tommy the Cruiser?
Regards,
John |
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khmerhit
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| You might try laying the picture on the bed or some other flat surface |
Honestly, John! |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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| khmerhit wrote: |
But nary a word of nastiness do we hear about Nicole, do we lads?
That's because she is the tops!
(I once reserved this acclaim for Capergirl, but I see she is spoken for now, so I have nothing to say about her. Kaputt.) |
Who by khmerhit? Capes is quite capable of speaking for herself, thank you very much, or at least she will be once she has removed her teeth from nikkichen's ... (one moment)
"Of course my Nikkichen. Of course. I've told you already: Once a knight, always a knight but thrice a night's just foreplay" (I am on the world record attempt thread, am I not?)"
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Khmerhit,
BTW Do you want to point out to the innumerati on the 'world record attempt' thread that by any measure they have been off-task ever since response 13, in which the poster following you included 13, but not 14, having missed your 13 and having apparently forgotten to include the OPer in their countback?
Or shall we just let them drift on?
(I see that they are two out again now ...)
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khmerhit
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| Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Surely you lose track of the odd sheep now and then, stillnosheep? Think of it that way. Life's not perfect.
On the other hand, yes---I probably would point it out to them. I'm a bit neurotic that way.
all grooviest,
khmer |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| Not one hair on their head khmer, not one hair |
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johnslat
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| Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 11:45 am Post subject: Hairy, one-headed sheep |
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Dear stillnosheep,
khymerhit wrote:
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| Surely you lose track of the odd sheep now and then, |
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| Not one hair on their head khmer, not one hair |
They must be very odd sheep, indeed, if: 1. they have hair; and 2. they have only one head amongst them.
Regards,
John |
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