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GeminiTiger
Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 999 Location: China, 2005--Present
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:12 am Post subject: |
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[1]No, this isn't the only school asking for it. I personally have not been here hundreds of years but I certainly am aware that regulations and enforcement are quite variable.
[2]I seem to recall that thread and there was not any consensus I was aware of. Some had taken it or were asked to, others were not. Much like everything else here, many people had different experiences even in the same province or city.
[3]Since it is not required only by this particular school why would you hold it against them specifically? That whole 10 minutes it took for the test really getting under your skin huh?
[4]Took the test for the first time over 2 years ago. Not a single crap email came from it. |
The post about the exam is right here http://foruims.eslcafe.com/job/viewtopic.php?t=96040&highlight=
[1] I see your join date is 1 year ago and you claim you took the test once, so in analogy it seems normal to you. I understand that. However, I maintain my confidence having many years in many provinces and knowing how to read and communicate offline an online with other foreign teachers, I remain confidant the exam is in fact a hugely obscure experience.
[2] The posters in that thread have a different conclusion that what you suggest in my opinion. Your language acts [2] as if this exam has a 50/50 chance at any given school. Now again, you seem to be promoting normality of this exam for some reason when in fact the posters are actually suggesting it is a rare thing. Mind you, people who didn't take this exam would not post it. The post has 1300+ views and 5 people said they took the exam mostly with an answer like "out of 10 years working in China I took it once upon a time back in 2008 or 2009".
[3] You claim to have taken the test (I assume you mean registration, questionnaire, multiple choice and written exam) in 10 minutes and that means your lying or your a super genius with a T3 internet connection. About 'getting under my skin' this is just weird comment. When a school pulls something that looks like shit and I say it's shit, It's my opinion nothing more.
[4] How do you know where your crap email comes from?
A free clue for you. You don't. When you make claims like this it just makes the whole of your reasoning look unimpressive.
My big question is why you are so eager to defend such a poorly written and completely useless exercise. You seem personally motivated to defend this one thing. This thread shouldn't have been about this exam but I just can't understand your defending it, in every single aspect no less.
So, please answer these questions correctly Opiate. Don't worry I'm a professional internet psychologist ready to judge you on a scale of 1-10.
How do you feel on an early autumn morning?
[A]. I would enjoy the cool weather in fall.
[B]. A lot of leaves may have fallen.
[C]. I won't have any special feelings.
[D]. It might be a little bit cool outside.
[E]. It might be draining outside.
Which room of the house is most polluted?
[A]. Bedroom
[B]. Living room
[C]. Kitchen
[D]. Toilet
When learning a foreign language, Chinese students do NOT face which one of these barriers?
[A] Communication obstacles
[B] Sense of inferiority
[C] Fear of making mistakes
[D] Lack of enthusiasm
Which one of the following countries shares a border with China?
[A] Japan
[B] South Korea
[C] Philippines
[D] Russia
Now, if you really want to claim this whole thing is a wonderful exercise that only takes 10 minutes, doesn't invade your privacy and does not use an amateur method with improperly worded questions for it's base go ahead and be my guest, but you are wrong. |
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Opiate
Joined: 10 Aug 2011 Posts: 630 Location: Qingdao
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:47 am Post subject: |
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I do not understand why you are so hell bent on keeping this going. Your original post had 6? reasons you did not like this school. Two of them were petty the rest were sound. I called you out on one. This is less about the exam than it is about the trivial reasons some people look for to take issue with a school. Boohoo the school wanted you to take a meaningless and quite hilarious exam. DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!! No FT should work for such a school....amirite?
[1] My join date is hardly relevant. If the test is given by 1% or 80% of schools it is also irrelevant. This is still an absolutely petty reason to dislike a specific school. Did I think the test was pointless? Yup, and I have said as much. How you believe I am defending the exam is beyond my comprehension. I am not defending it, I am just laughing at the foolish reasons some people come up with to create a problem out of thin air.
[2] My language never implied there was a 50/50 chance or anything like it. As I said, people have had different experiences when it comes to the hiring process and most else here. This is no different. Some took it, others did not. It is likely that more people did not take it. Maybe many more. So? If you have a point to make, I am not seeing it.
[3] Are you looking for an argument this hard? Seriously? .....yeah, I said the exam was 10 minutes of your time. It is a short exam. A brief period of time. A figure of speech.
[4] Yay! A free clue for me! Maybe you should be less condescending since you are the one making a mountain out of a molehill. To clarify, I do not believe you are literally making a mountain out of a molehill, this is also a figure of speech. However you are right, I would not easily know the origin of spam email. Since I do not get any spam related to ESL or spam from Chinese companies or any spam different from before I ever set foot in China, it perhaps means that I am not getting any additional spam because of this test. So if you'd like to discuss the origin of the spam I am not getting.......have at it.
| GeminiTiger wrote: |
Now, if you really want to claim this whole thing is a wonderful exercise that only takes 10 minutes, doesn't invade your privacy and does not use an amateur method with improperly worded questions for it's base go ahead and be my guest, but you are wrong. |
Uh....no, I do not want to claim that it is a wonderful exercise. Never did. So what am I wrong about? I see...I am wrong about a whole lot of things I never said or implied. Great.
You are right that this thread should not be about the exam. Maybe we can create a new thread or poll. Top 10 childish and petty reasons to have a problem with a school.
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| GeminiTiger wrote: |
but I happen to know a handful of reasons why you wouldn't want to work here.
Their application process takes about three weeks to decide leaving you in the wind until they give you an offer.
The school requires an online registration that includes a really stupid junior high level psychological test and obscure Chinese culture exam.
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Those would be high on the poll I think.
hurfdurf this school sucks because they do not tell you if you are hired the moment you complete your application. This school sucks because they ask you to take a stupid online quiz. |
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GeminiTiger
Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 999 Location: China, 2005--Present
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:14 am Post subject: |
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opiate,
The FAO told me this was a national requirement for this year. This was one lie, and she had lied about the commute time as well and this was just in the first 1 or 2 phone calls! I do believe that when a school asks you do abnormal things for a job offer and lies to you about it's reason you should consider why that is. I should also consider abnormal things at this stage as a sign of things to come should you take the job offer. When a FAO is comfortable lying about small things at first, a FAO will lie about big things later.
You can consider this reason as petty and childish, but that is like just your opinion man.
ps- Don't make claims you cannot prove. Don't say 10 minutes when you don't mean it. Bullshiting people about facts to try to get people to sympathize with your sense of correctness along with your many other exaggerated points is just weak. The test wasn't listed because it took an hour of my time. It was listed because it was crap, it gave out my personal information to people I didn't want to have and because the pretext for the test was based on a lie delivered by the FAO. In combination with other things it became a point of contention on why I would not accept the job that I was offered with this school. |
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teachfortoday
Joined: 21 Jan 2011 Posts: 48
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:45 am Post subject: |
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Seems as though this school has also had some problems in the past:
"We may be leaving our position in Suzhou. What ever you do do not accept a job from Suzhou Health College!
They took out passports for 2 months and in that time did not get us the proper documentation for our residence permit and now we are illegal and they are blaming us?!?!?!?!
Absolutely ridiculous"
http://forums.eslcafe.com/job/viewtopic.php?t=84983 |
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piglet44
Joined: 26 Aug 2010 Posts: 157
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| Passport reason and tax reason are more valid than making you do a stupid test.I did one (over the telephone!) for a school in Fuzhou and then turned down the school cos they sounded like nitpickers.They told me it was a requirement of their Australian partner. It was quite hilarious and stupid too.. that's not necessarily the school's fault. (just my 2 mao) |
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Babala

Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1303 Location: Henan
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:11 am Post subject: |
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| This is a different test. This one is required for you to get your FEC. |
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kungfuman
Joined: 31 May 2012 Posts: 1749 Location: In My Own Private Idaho
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:59 am Post subject: |
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| Babala wrote: |
| This is a different test. This one is required for you to get your FEC. |
I got a call three days ago. frantic call. hello please read your email, you MUST take this test right away.
retarded useless test. |
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Babala

Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1303 Location: Henan
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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| As far as I know, everyone in Suzhou is required to take it. |
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Miles Smiles

Joined: 07 Jun 2010 Posts: 1294 Location: Heebee Jeebee
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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heinz77 and Gemini Tiger
I know where you're coming from. Three-year colleges have a high turnover rate in the FAO and/or the waiban. I've been in a couple of 3-year public colleges, and I have been told that the schools are under pressure to privatize. When the funds run short, the first ones they short change is the FT.
Gemini Tiger, you nailed it. The two-campus joy ride is common to 3- year colleges and universities alike, wherever the university has built a second campus outside of town. Typically, the teachers live on the old campus, teach some classes there, then take a one-hour bus ride to the second campus. And yup, you're told that it's a twenty-minute "ride" to the second campus. AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A BICYCLE TO GET THERE! My bike was the sorriest piece of grits you'd ever want to see.
As soon as the second bus trip is mentioned, think: a one-hour ride on bus, then a twenty-minute walk across a sprawling campus.
My advice to anyone: if things begin to go south, start looking for another job. At a public university, look for an English-speaking female FAO in her late forties or older. This indicates party seniority. The older the female FAO, the more sensitive she is to the needs of her FTs.
Leave on a good note, if possible.
But back to the OP: I understand, and you have my sympathies. Not everything in China is grits. There's much to be learned. Look on the bright side if you can. |
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