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buravirgil
Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 967 Location: Jiangxi Province, China
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:06 pm Post subject: A Modest Proposal |
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Chinese and Russian officials are warning of a potential humanitarian crisis in the restive American province of Missouri, where ancient communal tensions have boiled over into full-blown violence."We must use all means at our disposal to end the violence and restore calm to the region," Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said in comments to an emergency United Nations Security Council session on the America crisis.
The crisis began a week ago in Ferguson, a remote Missouri village that has been a hotbed of sectarian tension. State security forces shot and killed an unarmed man, which regional analysts say has angered the local population by surfacing deep-seated sectarian grievances. Regime security forces cracked down brutally on largely peaceful protests, worsening the crisis.
America has been roiled by political instability and protests in recent years, which analysts warn can create fertile ground for extremists.
Missouri, far-removed from the glistening capital city of Washington, is ostensibly ruled by a charismatic but troubled official named Jay Nixon, who has appeared unable to successfully intervene and has resisted efforts at mediation from central government officials. Complicating matters, President Obama is himself a member of the minority sect protesting in Ferguson, which is ruled overwhelmingly by members of America's majority "white people" sect.
Analysts who study the opaque American political system, in which all provinces are granted semi-autonomous self-rule, warned that Nixon may seize the opportunity to move against weakened municipal rulers in Ferguson. Missouri's provincial legislature, a traditional "shura council," is dominated by the opposition faction. Though fears of a military coup remain low, it is still unknown how Nixon's allies within the capital will respond should the crisis continue.
Now, international leaders say they fear the crisis could spread.
"The only lasting solution is reconciliation among American communities and stronger Missouri security forces," Chinese President Xi Jinping said in a speech from his vacation home in Hainan. "However, we can and should support moderate forces who can bring stability to America. So we will continue to pursue a broader strategy that empowers Americans to confront this crisis."
Xi's comments were widely taken as an indication that China would begin arming moderate factions in Missouri, in the hopes of overpowering rogue regime forces and preventing extremism from taking root. An unknown number of Kurdish peshmerga military "advisers" have traveled to the region to help provide security. Gun sales have been spiking in the US since the crisis began.
Analysts warn the violence could spread toward oil-producing regions such as Oklahoma or even disrupt the flow of American beer supplies, some of the largest in the world, and could provide a fertile breeding ground for extremists. Though al-Qaeda is not known to have yet established a foothold in Missouri, its leaders have previously hinted at assets there.
Though Missouri is infamous abroad for its simmering sectarian tensions and brutal regime crackdowns, foreign visitors here are greeted warmly and with hospitality. A lawless expanse of dogwood trees and beer breweries, Missouri is located in a central United States region that Americans refer to, curiously, as the "MidWest" though it is nearer to the country's east.
It is known among Americans as the home of Mark Twain, a provincial writer from the country's small but cherished literary culture, and as the originator of Budweiser, a traditional American alcoholic beverage. Budweiser itself is now owned by a Belgian firm, in a sign of how globalization is transforming even this remote area of the United States. Analysts say some american communities have struggled as globalization has pulled jobs into more developed countries, worsening instability here.
Locals here eat a regional delicacy known as barbecue, made from the rib bones of pigs, and subsist on traditional crafts such as agriculture and aerospace engineering. The regional center of commerce is known locally as Saint Louis, named for a 13th century French king, a legacy of Missouri's history as a remote and violent corner of the French Empire.
Though Ferguson's streets remained quiet on Friday, a palpable sense of tension and uncertainty hung in the air. A Chinese Embassy official here declined to comment but urged all parties to exhibit restraint and respect for the rule of law. In Moscow, Kremlin planners were said to be preparing for a possible military intervention should political instability spread to the nearby oil-producing region of Texas.
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/15/6005587/ferguson-satire-another-country-russia-china |
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Sashadroogie

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 11061 Location: Moskva, The Workers' Paradise
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Bravo!!
Could almost have been from the BBC. See how the Piggies like their own propaganda served up to them! |
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wangdaning
Joined: 22 Jan 2008 Posts: 3154
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:45 am Post subject: |
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America on human rights, "you are all evil. Don't look at us. Mind your own business." Can't say many of the major players in global politics are taking a better path. Russia does seem to be doing some good things (nicely lacking the revolutionary spirit sasha is trying to keep alive ). |
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Sashadroogie

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 11061 Location: Moskva, The Workers' Paradise
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:15 am Post subject: |
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Lacking, eh? Not at all! Simply bursting at the seams with it. Take that, vile bourgeois fresh produce! |
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buravirgil
Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 967 Location: Jiangxi Province, China
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 1:08 am Post subject: How West would cover Baltimore if it happened elsewhere |
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How Western media would cover Baltimore if it happened elsewhere
Washington Post
by Karen Attiah, the Washington Post's Opinions Deputy Digital Editor. She previously reported for Associated Press while based in Curaçao.
If what is happening in Baltimore happened in a foreign country, here is how Western media would cover it:
International leaders expressed concern over the rising tide of racism and state violence in America, especially concerning the treatment of ethnic minorities in the country and the corruption in state security forces around the country when handling cases of police brutality. The latest crisis is taking place in Baltimore, Maryland, a once-bustling city on the country’s Eastern Seaboard, where an unarmed man named Freddie Gray died from a severed spine while in police custody.
Black Americans, a minority ethnic group, are killed by state security forces at a rate higher than the white majority population. Young, black American males are 21 times more likely to be shot by police than white American males.
The United Kingdom expressed concern over the troubling turn of events in America in the last several months. The country’s foreign ministry released a statement: “We call on the American regime to rein in the state security agents who have been brutalizing members of America’s ethnic minority groups. The equal application of the rule of law, as well as the respect for human rights of all citizens, black or white, is essential for a healthy democracy.” Britain has always maintained a keen interest in America, a former colony.
Palestine has offered continued assistance to American pro-democracy activists, sending anti-tear-gas kits to those protesting police brutality in various American cities. Egyptian pro-democracy groups have also said they will be sharing their past experience with U.S.-made counter-protest weapons.
A statement from the United Nations said, “We condemn the militarization and police brutality that we have seen in recent months in America, and we strongly urge American state security forces to launch a full investigation into the death of Freddie Gray in Baltimore. There is no excuse for excessive police violence.” The U.N. called on the United States to make a concerted effort to make databases of police violence public to improve transparency and cut down on corruption in the justice system.
International analysts predict the seeds of a so-called “American Spring,” fomented by technology. “It’s amazing what social media is doing for the cause of justice in America,” said a political rights analyst based in Geneva. “The black youth of America are showing what 21st-century civil rights activism looks like, using technology, social media and a decentralized organizing strategy to hold authorities accountable and agitate for change. These kids represent what modern-day freedom fighting looks like. The revolution will be tweeted, Periscope-d and Snapchatted.”
Local leaders in the American township of Baltimore imposed a state of martial law this week after peaceful protests turned violent. In response, countries around the world have advised darker-skinned nationals against non-essential travel to areas noted for state violence against unarmed people of color, especially in recent hot spots such as New York, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Ohio, California, Michigan, Virginia and now Maryland.
International human rights groups have appealed to the global community to facilitate asylum for America’s ethnic black minorities. When asked whether the European Union was willing to take on more black refugees risking their lives in fleeing American state violence, an E.U. human rights spokesman said: “More black refugees? We are dealing with our own Mediterranean crisis, so now is not really a good time for that for us. Furthermore, we believe in American solutions to American problems.” The African Union has not responded to requests for comment.
American government officials took to state media, characterizing the protesters as “thugs,” a racially coded word increasingly used to describe black males in America. Commentators in national media have frequently compared the protesters and riots to various characters and events from the popular television series “The Wire,” set in early-2000s Baltimore.
America’s ethnic blacks have been displaced from many of their communities due to a phenomenon experts on the region call “gentrification,” when wealthier residents move into a lower-income area. Baltimore is no exception to this trend, with some areas seeing home values rise as much as 137 percent after corporate dollars move in on opportunities in poverty-stricken areas.
Resident Joe Smith, a member of the white majority ethnic group, said outside of a brand-new Starbucks near Baltimore’s Inner Harbor, “I don’t know why these blacks are destroying their own communities. Why don’t these people follow Martin Luther King’s example? Those guys got it good from the police back then too, but they didn’t try to rise up and fight back and make everyone uncomfortable, you know?” |
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esl_prof

Joined: 30 Nov 2013 Posts: 2006 Location: peyi kote solèy frèt
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buravirgil
Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 967 Location: Jiangxi Province, China
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plumpy nut
Joined: 12 Mar 2011 Posts: 1652
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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Sashadroogie wrote: |
Bravo!!
Could almost have been from the BBC. See how the Piggies like their own propaganda served up to them! |
Not only do we have to put up with the Muslims, now this guy working for his masters at the Foreign Intelligence Service. Why not post on a Russian Web Forum? Because nobody goes there. They all like American Web Forums. |
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scot47

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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I do not think plumpynut gets "satire" |
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Sashadroogie

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 11061 Location: Moskva, The Workers' Paradise
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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I think you are right. And of course, my real masters are in Cambridge. The Celta people, for whom I shill... |
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esl_prof

Joined: 30 Nov 2013 Posts: 2006 Location: peyi kote solèy frèt
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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scot47 wrote: |
I do not think plumpynut gets "satire" |
The title was a dead give away, even for those of us who don't always "get" it. |
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Sashadroogie

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 11061 Location: Moskva, The Workers' Paradise
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Some of us just aren't as swift on the uptake, eh? |
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steki47
Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Posts: 1029 Location: BFE Inaka
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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I "get" the "satire" even on the "internet". Problem is I think the law and order Chinese would have a different take on the Ferguson/Baltimore incidents.
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Party officials announced on Wednesday that they would be sending troops to the destabilized USA. In the past year a criminal attacked a police officer who properly defended himself. Much of the Black underclass and highly educated White Liberals completely misunderstood and misrepresented the facts of the case and have engaged in so-called protesting that turned violent, leaving much of urban America in ruins.
In addition to troops, the Chinese will be sending delegates to re-educate the decadent American intellectuals who have encouraged the violence through lies and propaganda.
One Chinese official commented, "The American white man is a strange creature. Brilliant and pathetic at the same time. While we are building bullet trains, they argue over gay wedding cakes. They pursue ridiculous notions of diversity and equality. Yet they produce such fantastic smart phones. Truly a mystery. "
Another official who requested anonymity opined that the Black underclass in the US is truly a sad story. "We would normally allow anyone, including Blacks, into the Workers' Paradise, but they don't really work much. Also, many Black don't seem to understand the legal system, basic forensics or even basic ettiquette. We Chinese have the answers. Like America's debt, we will buy the White Man's Burden and instill law and order in America's cities." |
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buravirgil
Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 967 Location: Jiangxi Province, China
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steki47
Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Posts: 1029 Location: BFE Inaka
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 6:28 am Post subject: |
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Nice links, thanks!
China, or Asian nations accusing the US of racism seems rich in hypocrisy to me. Strange indeed. |
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