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[ilunga]

...poopie?

POOPIE DICTIONARY

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but
there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between
your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and
your've pulled your pants up to yor knees, and you realize that
you have to poopie some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE: The kind where your strain so
much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're
afraid to flush without first breaking it into litttle pieces
with the toilet brush.

GASSEY POOPIE: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a
long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid
marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: (Self explainatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-O-POOPIE-POOPIE: The kind where you want to
poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd
swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (THE POWER DUMP) The kind that comes out of
your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out
of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN POOPIE: It smells so bad your nose burns.

UPPER-CLASS POOPIE: The kind that doesn't smell.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because your
are sure you're about to fart but OOPS - a poopie.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet
even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray
that a shake or two will cut it loose.

[ilunga]

The 'upper class' is always a nice result. Especially if there's a queue behind you.

[cimarch]

Don't forget the...

LAST MINUTE POOPIE: The "I'm a-comin'" variety which gives you approximately 2 minutes warning and forces you to do an amusing 'clenched-buttock' waddling run towards the nearest toilet. Invariably comes when you're just dropping off to sleep or when the nearest toilet is 2 1/2 minutes away.

MASTER OF DISGUISE POOPIE: This poopie begins as a normal poopie but once the first 'link' is curled satisfactorily into the bowl suddenly becomes a raging torrent of the 'LIQUID POOPIE' variety. Often combined with the kidney-wrenching properties of the 'SPINAL TAP POOPIE'.

[gtidey]

when we used to do this kind of thing before we went clubbing we used to take ecstacy then time it just right and all go for a dump. all the *hnnnnngggg!* action of pushing it out would force the blood to your head and you'd leave the toilet a stone lighter and invariably fuc.ked off your gord.

give it a go. we called it the "come up dump". put that in yer list!

[Communist Smurf]

Are these lecture notes? How long are/many seminars are there? Although it covers a limited vocabulary, I imagine it'll keep the students' attention.

CS

[lajzar]

You forgot the top deck poopie.

[undrmynd]

This has to be the funniest post ever!!! I just started laughing out loud in the internet cafe.........
Me thinks me needs to take a poopie.......

[dmb]

Is Guiness poopie a synonym for pop-a-vain-in-your-forehead poopie?

[Snoopy]

Too many to catalogue really, but there are basic rules, such as to carry a plentiful supply of tissues, carry a spare pair of underwear and not to wear white trousers if your are in any doubt about the stability of your digestive system. Been there, and unfortunately done that.

[kait]

So, do you call yours the Snoopy-Poopie?

[SueH]

It's black.

[Snoopy]

Excuse me, I have to go for a Snoopy-poopie. Thank you, kait!

[Varvian]

Don't forget the "impatient poopie." It's the poopie that wants to come out so badly that comes when you're in the middle of peeing.

[Hondo 2.0]

Then there's the "soft serve": a vaguely creamy poop with a mild bouquet, characterised by the distinctive "coiled" formation.