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Marching Orders handed down to Bush
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davavo



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:44 am    Post subject: poor excuse Reply with quote

americans talking with americans.
Nothing being said.
yaawn
Excuse me for being cinicle 9IF THATS HOW U SPELL IT)
But cs is a *beep*.
There is no backbone, no balls, no moral standpiont.
nada
I wash my balls in water that has more to say than this guy.
give me a single statement from CS that meens anything.
Something ud be willing to fight for.
go on ,
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senor boogie woogie



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hola!

I am an American (At least the passport says so).

The USA has nuclear weapons that they would not give up for anything and anybody, but we expect the rest of the non white, non Christian world to do so. Nations and peoples have the right to defend themselves, who has the right to tell a country that they do not have the right to the best technology in the world to deter an enemy from coming at them?

Iraq under Saddam Hussain was a brutal dictatorship for some, but what about Cuba? Invade Cuba, kill Castro, expatriate the 1,000,000 or so Cubans in Miami home to start a new Republic. Fidel Castro has caused more harm to the American Republic than Saddam has.

What about Myanmar (Burma)? The thugs (generals) who have ran that country for 40 plus years have ran that otherwise peaceful nation into the ground. Invading Burma would give the USA a strong foothold into China and SE Asian politics. But Burma is poor, no oil or resources, so the USA doesn't give two flips about it.

Invade the Congo, Rwanda or Somilia. People have been killed here because of greed and tribalism. Surely they need the white man to show them the way. No nuclear weapons. So the powers that be do not care. Who cares if a bunch of blacks kill themselves over diamonds? Where do the diamonds go after the people kill themselves and their children? Jerusalem and Tel Aviv maybe?

The North Koreans are a threat because they threaten USA spy positions in S. Korea against the People's Republic of China. The Korean conflict was simply a civil war, but religionists* framed Harry S Truman to fight this stupid battle because godless Commies were involved. Religionists had their fingerprints all over this mess. Communism was hated by the west because it eschewed religious faith, not that it was a failed economic system. A smart economist in the world would not fight agianst Communism because they knew it would fold like a house of cards and tear like a cheap suit. So why did 30,000 USA GIs and 1,000,000 Hangul people die in this senseless conflict. it was a war between athiest leaders and religionists.

The USA needs to invade Saudi Arabia because the nation harbors terrorists and is the home of the Bin Laden family. terrorism was founded and fostered in those nations the USA supports, Saudi and Pakistan.

Israel is a terrorist nation. It stole Palestinian land in 1948. It bombed the USS Liberty in 1967. It illegally invaded occupied and muedered civilians in Lebanon in 1982-3. The Mossad had knowledge and possible involvement in 9-11. It has nuclear weapons. It invades neighboring states with impunity to advance their own agenda. It has support from the USA from both powerful Jews and the "Amen corner"* of neo-con American politics. If the USA would quit supporting these b a s t a r d s and support the Arab cause and dissolve this cancer on Earth would go much in the ultimate goal of peace both in the Middle East and the world.

Washingtonian and Jeffersonian thought taught that the USA should stay the hell out of world politics. There is no place for the USA to have done so. The USA bought the farm September 11, 2001 because of their arrogant attitude to control Worldian* politics worldwide. The only war the USA was righteous in fighting was World War 2. Over 100,000 young men and women have been slaughtered fighting for war profits in Korea, Vietnam and now Iraq.

Religionists are killing our Earth. if you worship a God, a true person keeps that thought and belief to themselves. The wars of the 21st Century involves religionists and rationalists who truly believe that people have a right to their own beliefs and as long as those beliefs do not pollute others.

Peace comes from looking at ourselves and stopping the madness. If we step away and others kill themselves, then we are absolved and innocent in the eyes of God and history.

Senor

* Religionist-Someone who will fight, die and kill for a God of their understanding. This has gone on since the dawn of time, was laughable until 1945 when mankind proved it can kill collective suicide agianst themselves.

*Amen Corner-So called "born again" Christians who wrongly believe that since Jesus Christ died in Israel that these thugs are the chosen people of God and can do what they want to do, at thet expense of American taxpayers and the safety of the human race.

*Worldian Politics-The politics of like minded people worldwide of a just and fair peace. Worldians believe in a future where children do not have to fear of falling bombs, courtesy of religious zealots bent on knowing what is right from God, plus the war profiteers who make money from their stockholders selling madmen weapons, hoping their wont shoot them off in the name of Allah or Jesus Christ. A true Wordian does not wrap his collective ass on a rag called a flag nor commit suicide in the name of collective patriotism, but tries to do what is best in his little corner of the planet for peace and justice in the human condition.

A good English teacher is a Worldian, who sacrificies themselves for a common peace and justice on Earth. Do not listen to religionists who say this is impossible, it is, religionists advance their own agenda. Death is nothing to a religionist, because they believe that there is a life afterwards. Humanism believes in a world and a life in the here and now, and a furture for our children, whether that child is white, black, asian or whatever.
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extoere



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:06 am    Post subject: Marching Orders Reply with quote

Booger: You been tested for Hoof In Mouth disease?

cheers,
extoere
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Favourite automobile bumper stickers during recent visit to U.S.:

Bush and Orwell in 2004

Bush Lied --> Thousands Died
Clinton Lied --> One Messy Blue Dress

De-Select Bush

Nobody Died When Clinton Lied

Regime Change 2004

Lick Bush in 2004

Bush/Cheney 2004
Four More Wars

One Person: One Vote
(*May Not Apply in Certain States)
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:22 am    Post subject: Marching Orders Reply with quote

An old man, seated on a park bench across from the White House, got up and slowly walked across the street and approached a Marine sentry. "I'd like to speak to President Kerry."

The Marine said, "Sir, Senator Kerry was not elected. President Bush is still in the White House."

The old man walked away slowly.

Next day he was back. "I'd like to speak to Mr. Kerry."
"Sir, Mr. Kerry is in Massachussetts. President Bush is in the White House."
The old man walked away.

The following day, the old man asked again. "Can I speak to Mr. Kerry?"
"Sir," the Marine answered, "For the third time, Mr. Kerry is not in the White House. President Bush is in the White House."
The old man grinned. "I know. I just never get tired of hearing the good news."
The Marine snapped to attention and saltued! "Thank you, Sir. See you again tomorrow!"

Ex-Liberal Extoere
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

George W. Bush on hearing the results of the 2004 election:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushscream.htm

Oooops... This image has been stolen!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:23 am    Post subject: Marching Orders Reply with quote

AsiaTraveller, when you pee in the shower, does it dribble down your leg?

cheers,
extoere
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There were four eminent doctors having drinks in the bar of the Beijing Hilton after attending an international medical conference.

The British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

The German doctor says " That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person put it another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor, says " In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half the heart out of one person and put it in another and have them both back looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, " You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work and the other half is at war in Afghanistan and Iraq."
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: What's the major thing that separates Bill Clinton
from George W. Bush?

A: Eight years of economic prosperity.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:02 am    Post subject: Marching orders Reply with quote

Asia Traveller: ...........or trickle down the inside of your thigh?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, extoere...

But maybe the trickles and dribbles that you feel are your own saliva dribbling Alzheimer-like from your lips?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: Why does President Bush have so much trouble speaking properly?
A: Poor puppeteering.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TRAGEDY

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school ESL classroom. The students are in the middle of a vocabulary lesson. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be tragedy."

"No," says President Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says,

"If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic," exclaims The President, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:03 pm    Post subject: Marching Orders Reply with quote

Asia Traveller: Been Down So Long, It Looks Like Up, does it luv?
While yer down, give us a kiss!
....dribble, dribble, trickle, trickle ...
Ahhhhhhhhhh ......

cheers!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am glad you're nowhere near my little corner of the world.

Geez, where do they get these goofballs....?
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