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Mikalina
Joined: 03 May 2011 Posts: 140 Location: Home (said in a Joe90 voice)
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:03 pm Post subject: Breaking news.... |
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This is a real shocker.
It's just been reported in a leading British newspaper that there might not be enough strawberries for Wimbledon. |
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reblair79
Joined: 15 Jan 2016 Posts: 103
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:31 am Post subject: |
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Reminds me of a scene from Red Dwarf when the hologram news reader reports the following:
"...middle class, was arrested today. The man, Henri le Clerque, was attempting to poison the mineral spring in France which is the source of all the world's Perrier water. Had he succeeded experts believe the middle class would have been wiped out within three weeks."
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Mikalina
Joined: 03 May 2011 Posts: 140 Location: Home (said in a Joe90 voice)
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Started the day with a smile. Ta.
I remember when I began educating myself into isolation I had real heartfelt regrets at having to give up my salad cream for mayonnaise and drinking tea with pasturised milk instead of sterilised...... |
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