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extoere · Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543

Ravin': "Dumbo?"

Just finished the first chapter. Talked about this skinny, middle-aged white c-h-i-c-k in Mexico, wears turquoise chokers in a vain effort to hide the folds of her neck and long doeskin leggings, hangs out around the Plaza des Putas Viejas sellin' bad grass, diluted peyote, used Marx and really sloppy BJs. Two pesos. Cheap, but there's a catch. Catch is, see, ya gotta listen to Old Indian Tales for the whole half-hour, and it's hard understanding her with her mouth full. Sez she's not actually melancholic. Just cholic.

cheers,
ex

moonraven · Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 3094

ex--you are ex in all respects. This is my last communication with you. You simply do not deserve any more attention for your infantile antics.

The Great Wall of Whiner · Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 4946 Location: Blabbing

Captain Yossarian · Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 385 Location: Dongbei

Extoere,

There were rumours that even one from the darkside (Ludwig) had fallen for your charms - and I can't say I'm surprised!

Next time you are stretched out on your gurney console yourself that in my mind your brain is in the body of some kind of combination of Thandie Newton and Cameron Diaz.

All the signs are there - I'm falling in love.

Cheerio,

Yossarian

PS And I'm not even after too many of your oil stocks.

extoere · Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543

Cap'n Yoss: Familiar with Diaz. Saw an extremely bad movie. Had something unusual in her scraggly blonde hair. Will try to avoid Dias in future. Minimal difficulty required.

Haven't the remotest idea, Thandie Newton. Suspect she's not Isaac's mother. Forewarned, will try to avoid name in future.

Next time ex on gurney, rigor mortis may be obvious while victim still breathing. If present, you may apply immediate mouth to appendage resuscitation efforts. Wear shower cap to avoid unusual hair dressing.

cheers,
ex

Doh! · Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 5

Ronald is my vote. He's luverly

Seth · Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 575 Location: in exile

speaking of defeating the forces of evil, the boston red sox defeated the yankees in the playoffs. now they play the cards in the world series. wOOt!

as we all know, the whole world takes part in the baseball world series.

stillnosheep · Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe

extoere · Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543

StillASheep: Cap'n Yoss, I'm sure, will happily defer to you in the line awaiting the opportunity for filling your quite active apperture. Caution: Prodigious eruption following might require highly developed, rapid swallowing techniques. Which you seem to have mastered, eh?

Rubadubdub,
3tubsonyerjugs!
ex

distiller · Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 249

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