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[Boy Wonder]

I'm not that old so I've still got the chance to turn a few things around that I've ballsed up over the prevoius 34 years......but there are a few past actions/lost opportunities that I can now do nothing about except regret and sob sorrowfully in corner of my bunker.

1. Stealing money aged 9 to fund my obsession with collecting all the Panini 80 Football album stickers.

2.Failing 4 out of 5 O' Levels aged 16.....had to pay to attend and retake the whole lot at nightschool over the following 3 yrs.

3.Never being as good at football at school as Robert Best or Billy Thomson.

4.Approx 50-60 lost opportunities to chat up girls on nights out cos I wasnt sufficiently drunk enough.

5.Not trying harder to get back with a gorgeous busty ex-girlfriend called Sharon in Essex circa 1992.

6.Not peeing on the chair of a particularly rude Lloyds of London secretary called Julie when I left the place for pastures new.

7.Selling my pristine condition 1965 Ford Anglia in order to teach in Greece in 1998..(really foolish).

8.Not leaving Qatar in 2004 dressed as an Anglican Vicar on my way out of Doha Airport.

9.Going to Canada.

10.Voting for Blair in the 97 Election......the ratbag fooled me too!!!!

[lou lou]

My goodness get out the violins!