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EphemeralReal · Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Posts: 35

My boyfriend tells me that if ever they want there can be poison gases coming out of the mini-scooters here by the Chinese. He said the mainland Chinese will attack with biological weapons by riding mini-scooters around Taipei emitting poisonous gasses nd kill thousands of people. We just came back from Hong Kong and noticed the good feeling of less gases in the air by these scooters. Then he said that about the Chinese since it was in the paper.

aaron in halifax · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 9

he hasn't also counselled you to wear a tinfoil hat by any chance, has he??

Fortigurn · Joined: 29 Oct 2003 Posts: 390

I suggest you recommend he put down the crack pipe.

EphemeralReal · Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Posts: 35

My boyfriend was serious see, so I say it's maybe bad to us here too if we walk down the streets. Ever smell that gas? Sometimes that gas comes through my windows big and drafty. Who wouldn't think this is not poison gasses in their sleeping? Not me, because I snore loud and never hear the sounds of mini-scooters emitting their bad gasses.

Did some of you know this here? Maybe like my friend said too that the Chinese will whiz around every town and encircle us with deadly gasses. She said the Chinese are using cyber warfare to attack us next time. It scares me a little and don't think it's a joke of mine.

TaoyuanSteve · Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 1028 Location: Taoyuan

You can't be serious?! Shocked

And is English your first language? Question

One very strangely written post can be overlooked as a brain fart, but it seems poor writing is your pattern.

Xenophobe · Joined: 11 Nov 2003 Posts: 163

Sounds like she has been drinking untreated tap water. You know the stuff that the Chinese have already altered with agents that attack the CNS and higher brain functions Rolling Eyes

Fortigurn · Joined: 29 Oct 2003 Posts: 390

EphemeralReal, I can assure you that there are enough poisonous gasses produced by the average untampered motor scooter engine to cause sufficient concern for our health, without speculating on mysterious additives introduced by the Chinese government.

The logistics and chemistry of your boyfriend's suggestion render the idea extremely unlikely, to the point of being impossible.

m o n k · Joined: 15 Nov 2004 Posts: 28

Dude, the poison gas thing is true! I've started paying attention, and I've noticed a ton of Chinese people riding scooters all over Taiwan. Take a look around, man! It's begun.

Aristotle · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 1388 Location: Taiwan

Poison gas deployed by scooters is impractical. They will more than likely use a captured alien death ray deployed by a top secret military weapons satellite.
Laughing

kait · Joined: 17 Jun 2004 Posts: 93 Location: Lungtan, Taiwan

I think they'd look a little suspicious, driving scooters wearing full bio-hazard protective gear.

canadian-girl · Joined: 07 Aug 2004 Posts: 46 Location: yangmei, taiwan

i have to agree....seems a little out there in left field. the alien death ray would be interesting to see though! heehee....

m o n k · Joined: 15 Nov 2004 Posts: 28

TaoyuanSteve · Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 1028 Location: Taoyuan

Arghh!!!! Now I see them!. Chinese! Millions of them all over this island riding scooters and wearing little face masks with hello kitty on them! Oh God! It's worse than we thought! God help us all!!

Pop Fly · Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Posts: 429

TaoyuanSteve · Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 1028 Location: Taoyuan