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[ShapeSphere]

Poor old 'British' - he's losing friends, respect and his grasp on reality. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.

Nice work Chief Inspector Ben.

[Deconstructor]

You know what I find remarkable? British's profound need to pass himself as British. Why? I think the West has done a number on the rest of the world especially on the Chinese, Japanese and Koreans who have romanticised English and Western culture to such a degree that it has become almost pathological. One has to admit, in the case of British, this is pretty unhealthy.

One example: When I was in Korea I regularly saw women with eye patches. At first I thought they had a fetish about pirates but then again I was kind of buzzed at the time as my powers of perception were highly suspect. Then I found out that many of them were having plastic surgery to make their eyes round, more European like. After that I always paid attention to females blinking. I could often see the nice cut on the upper eyelid.

[Sweetsee]

Hi Deconstructor,


Just wanted to tell you I love the line at the bottom of your posts.

And I noticed one of my first year high school girls had the scars, too. I was more than a little surprised.

I also recently read of a young woman committing suicide recently after suffering from an unsuccessful job she had done to her eyes here in Japan.


Enjoy yourself,
s

[Guy Courchesne]

Yeesh...eye surgery to make them round? I though I'd seen enough with a product in Mexico called "White Secret" (they use the English name.) This is a skin cream to make skin whiter, a la Michael Jackson.

[Deconstructor]

Ben,

I knew it couldn't be true. I knew British's pen was tainted.

Great job.

By the way, British is kind of silent through all this, ain't he?

[Sweetsee]

I would like to know how Japanese students can study English for 3 years in junior high school and not have a clue regarding the use of the verb "to be"?

[dmb]

Wow. Ben how did you uncover that?

[British]

MY GOD You all want to listin to yourselfs

You all sound like if you was like Children

I DIDN'T SAY THAT I TYPED IT, NOW DID I

I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I'M HEHEHEHEHEHEH NO ONE HERE IS A TURE TEACHERS AND THATS IS TURE IF YOU WAS FOR REAL WHY DO ALL OF YOU ACT LIKE CHILDREN?????????????????????.

PROVE TO ME IF YOU ARE A REAL TEACHER THEN I WILL TELL YOU FOR REAL WHO I AM.

GET A LIFE FOR YOUR SELF.

[Ben Round de Bloc]

[British]

Ben Round de Bloc.

Sorry, British, but I think you're busted

Now if you ask me did i typed it i would have replyed NO.

[dyak]

[Sekhmet]

Know what?? I think British got drunk and dropped his attitude by accident back there. And now he's come back to reality, he's feverishly covering his back....

He even wrote some coherent things on other forums (sorry, I haven't got clue how to use the quote function, but if you do an "all posts" search on him, you'll see what I mean...), so his little "cut and paste" suggestion doesn't convince me....

[British]

YOU MUST ALL BE JEALOUS OF ME BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS KEEP TALK ABOUT ME.

YOU ALL COME TO CHINA BUT KNOW ONE IS A REAL TEACHER FOR WHAT I HAVE SEE ON HERE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THAT YOU ALL ARE FOR REAL.

SOMETIMES YOU ALL WANT TO LISTEN TO YOURSELF THE WAY YOU CARRY ON WITH EACH OTHER.

WHEN MY CHINESE BOSS COME BACK WE ALL WILL HAVE A FUN DAY READING YOU POSTS.

NOW IF YOU TOLD ME YOU ARE NOT A REAL TEACHERS THEN I WOULD HAVE BELIEVE YOU ALL BUT YOU JUST KEEP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE A REAL TEACHER TO ME, THE TRUTH IS I HAVE SEEN MANNY GOOD COPY TEFL. CERTIFICATE IN CHINA.

[Guy Courchesne]

[ShapeSphere]

British Punchbag,