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English venacular that drives me mad.
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shenyanggerry



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Cool" is just as annoying as "like" when used at least once in every sentence.
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stillnosheep



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like it is so not!
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T-Bone



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Well" and "like" used in sentences like these are just mental place holders while one thinks of the words to articulate the thought they are trying to express.

But yes, they can be irritating.

One more for the list: opening a sentence with a conjunction, like in the above sentence. Smile

I think perhaps only English teachers (and a few others) have these kind of conversations. Most simply do not care. Besides, language evolves continually-- especially the truncations like "the States" for the more unwieldly "the United States of America" and "carbs" for "carbohydrates."

Those of you who have studied linguistics will be aware of the debate between "descriptive", where we describe language, and "prescriptive", where we dictate how it should be. The latter is sooo Samuel Johnson (author of the first English dictionary in 1713).

However, as ESL teachers, we do need to be a bit more proscriptive than other linguists, particularly when students make those quirky non-native utterances.

Dude.
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Spinoza



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it was in the mid-18th Century when Johnson wrote the Dictionary, T-Bone. He was actually only born in 1709. Sorry to be picky - I'm rather bored today.
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T-Bone



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My apologies, Spinoza. I looked it up. It was published in 1755.
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cujobytes



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:08 am    Post subject: > Reply with quote

What the hell is 'Lusicious'
And maybe it just sounds like 'maths' when in fact it's 'math's'
And what's with those lazy americans leaving the u out of words like colour and harbour?
that's like, just so, well,you know, like, lazy,.You know.
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donfan



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:56 pm    Post subject: Re: English venacular that drives me mad. Reply with quote

This from someone who calls himself senor boogie woogie? Rolling Eyes

If Maths is uncountable surely it would be Mathematic, not Mathematics?

Sorry mate - queue is an English word. There is a reason the language is called English and not American. BECAUSE IT COMES FROM ENGLAND.

It's about time some Americans got over their sense of self-importance.+
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Stephen Jones



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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f Maths is uncountable surely it would be Mathematic, not Mathematics?

I fail to see the logic here.

Maths is uncountable. You don't talk about two maths and three maths.
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Kurochan



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:07 pm    Post subject: Not spoken, but ... Reply with quote

This isn't spoken English, but I really hate it when people write "U" instead of "you" in e-mail messages. It's like getting mail from Prince (the singer, not Charles)!
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donfan



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stephen Jones wrote:
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f Maths is uncountable surely it would be Mathematic, not Mathematics?

I fail to see the logic here.

Maths is uncountable. You don't talk about two maths and three maths.


Then tell me why it is called mathematics and not mathematic.
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T-Bone



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And what's with those lazy americans leaving the u out of words like colour and harbour?


It's because Noah Webster, when writing his American dictionary, wanted to make the American branch more distinctive. And simplified. You don't pronounce the "u", do you? It's not lazy. It's logical. Sheesh.
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Aramas



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

T-Bone wrote:
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And what's with those lazy americans leaving the u out of words like colour and harbour?


It's because Noah Webster, when writing his American dictionary, wanted to make the American branch more distinctive. And simplified. You don't pronounce the "u", do you? It's not lazy. It's logical. Sheesh.


Of korse, in the US, 'color' is prononced 'coe-lorr' - or at leest, for the sake ov konsistensy, I asyoom that it must be. Aw perhaps they prononce 'colon' az 'cullan'?

Coz lyk u no it's so not cool to lyk hav lyk an irritabl cullan and stuff, u no? Izzat lodjikl aw wot?

I'm sure Hitler thought that annexing Poland was extremely 'logical'. The concept of 'logic' has suffered a similarly Orwellian fate to that of concepts such as 'freedom', 'liberty', etc. - ie the speaker or author is taking the postion that whatever it is that they happen to want to believe is, by definition, correct. Also by definition, anyone that disagrees with them is wrong.
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Cardinal Synn



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

donfan wrote:
Stephen Jones wrote:
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f Maths is uncountable surely it would be Mathematic, not Mathematics?

I fail to see the logic here.

Maths is uncountable. You don't talk about two maths and three maths.


Then tell me why it is called mathematics and not mathematic.


WTF?!!?
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dyak



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do they do to people on those MA Linguistics courses?

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sigmoid



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry mate - queue is an English word.


Sorry, but queue is a French word.

from yourdictionary.com:

[French, from Old French cue, tail, from Latin cauda, coda.]
Word History: When the British stand in queues (as they have been doing at least since 1837, when this meaning of the word is first recorded in English), they may not realize they form a tail. The French word queue from which the English word is borrowed is a descendant of Latin coda, meaning "tail." French queue appeared in 1748 in English, referring to a plait of hair hanging down the back of the neck. By 1802 wearing a queue was a regulation in the British army, but by the mid-19th century queues had disappeared along with cocked hats. Latin coda is also the source of Italian coda, which was adopted into English as a musical term (like so many other English musical terms that come from Italian). A coda is thus literally the "tail end" of a movement or composition.



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And what's with those lazy americans leaving the u out of words like colour and harbour?
that's like, just so, well,you know, like, lazy,.You know.


Words like color and harbor don't rhyme with words like hour, dour, sour or words like pour, four, tour...



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My pet peeve is the word ’like’ when it’s interjected into every sentence. It’s a virus which has spread from the U.S.A. to Britain.


I have a big problem listening to these people too. It sounds really stupid.
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