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Vision/Spelling Test

 
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matttheboy



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
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Location: Valparaiso, Chile

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:29 pm    Post subject: Vision/Spelling Test Reply with quote

The other thread about spelling made me remember an email i was sent a while ago.

Read the text once, without scrutinising it to death and count how many letter F's it contains:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIEN-
TIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...(Answer below-scroll down)
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keep scrolling...

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keep scrolling...

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keep scrolling....

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There are 6.
Read it again.
The brain cannot, apparently, process the word "OF".
Go back and look again.
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is
a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.

For the record, i seem to remember getting 4. Damn, it would appear that i'm no genius but only 'quite rare'. Evil or Very Mad
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Roger



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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not sure I am "a genius", but I counted 6 right away, noting there were 2 'of's.
For non-native speakers it's interesting to note how close "with" comes to being counted among the 'F' words. Either you have an internal policeman stopping you, or you are a careless jaywalker.
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Lynn



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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm normal!!! That's the best compliment in ages
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enigma



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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

um, i don't think i'm a genius... Cool
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spidey



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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW! 6!!

So my IQ of 152 really means that I am a genius. Cool.... Very Happy
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Will.



Joined: 02 May 2003
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know how far back this goes but I remember it as a kid and I am pushing 50


Rothmans of Pall Mall
makers of fine filter cigarettes

Notice the 'f' in Rothmans?
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matttheboy



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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will. wrote:
I don't know how far back this goes but I remember it as a kid and I am pushing 50


Rothmans of Pall Mall
makers of fine filter cigarettes

Notice the 'f' in Rothmans?


Er...no...
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mlomker



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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Vision/Spelling Test Reply with quote

I only got 3. Oh, well.
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younggeorge



Joined: 15 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

matttheboy wrote:
Will. wrote:
I don't know how far back this goes but I remember it as a kid and I am pushing 50


Rothmans of Pall Mall
makers of fine filter cigarettes

Notice the 'f' in Rothmans?


Er...no...


Well, you wouldn't expect a Baggies fan to get a joke! Actually, I think you have to repeat the two lines to get the effect.

Great escape act, though, Baggies. You'll have to wait another season to get thrashed by Wolves.
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