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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:02 pm    Post subject: Crap thoughts Reply with quote
I said in another thread that I have loads of crap thoughts.
This is my latest. If one half of a Siamese twin committed murder, what would happen. You couldn't let the guilty one off and you couldn't send the innocent one to jail. (assuming that they share major organs and can't be seperated). What crap thoughts do you have?
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steven_gerrard



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
To follow a theme, how come some Siamese twins are married- I mean how does that work? Do they have a curtain they put up or something?

Actually, I think that is more of a sick thought than a crap thought, so I'd better stop.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wasn't Ade Edmonson's character in Bottom called Hitler? I'm not going to sleep tonight. Where has that insomnia thread gone?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
You know there were a family of Hitlers living in Liverpool before WWII- uncles and cousins of Mein Fuhrer. They emmigrated to the US after the war and changed their names. I have seen the house where they lived- used to be a dare to go up to the house, knock on the door and ask for "Adolf". Don't think anyone ever dared knock on the door though, let alone pose the question....

Going back to the Siamese twins, it would be more interesting if one of them almost murdered the other- would the victim have to go to prison along with the criminal?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
nice one Steven. An interesting twist.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I guess they would have to be into swinging.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
My flatmates best mate owns the rights to sell biodeisel in the UK.
www.biodieselsolutions.com He recently came to Turkey for a holiday and thinks Turkey would be a great market. He tried to persuade us to be agents here in Turkey...... but we no nothing about it so we will stick with EFL.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Would it be worse to have no hands or no legs?

I think no hands.

How cool would it be to have cartoon superpowers?

Very.

If you could choose what happened to you after you died, would you want to be a ghost?

Yes.

Does it matter if Michael Jackson is guilty or not? When is his poor face gonna fall off already? Have you ever seen him and LaToya together in the same photograph?

No. Soon. No.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think rather than found "not guilty", the case against Michael Jackson was "not proven"- the jurors have said it themselves.

Another great triumph for the American legal system.....
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