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Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 1797
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject: Name for a language school |
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Just for fun
If you were going to open a language school in Istanbul what would you name it? |
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dmb

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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'31 ways to learn English' |
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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I would choose something really grand like The William Shakespeare School of English but I couldn`t skank money off poor students the way the bucket shops do. |
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dmb

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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so who would you skank money off. |
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dmb

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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What about in memory of our old friend. a school for the lower end of the market.
The ekmekparasi school of English |
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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dmb wrote: |
so who would you skank money off. |
English Crime if I could. |
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 1797
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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dmb wrote: |
What about in memory of our old friend. a school for the lower end of the market.
The ekmekparasi school of English |
They are all at the lower end of the market. The tefl industry in Ist is about as high class as the skanks under the Maslak flyover. |
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Hector_Lector
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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Ekmekparasi alert! |
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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Troll Alert |
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Golightly

Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 877 Location: in the bar, next to the raki
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:40 am Post subject: |
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well, since I used to work for Dilko, a name that made people do a double take whenever they first saw or heard it, I'd have to go for names of an innuendo-laden nature, whether in English or Turkish. Can't think of any at the moment though.  |
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whynotme
Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 728 Location: istanbul
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:58 am Post subject: |
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"Whynotme Language Schools"
no books no fix classes. at 7:30 teachers will come to the teachers room and students will vote who to come ...everyday different teacher in different class ...isnt it a good idea ? you go to school and dont know what to teach , even dont know what level or clas to teach this is my system "whynotme way of teaching "  |
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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:47 am Post subject: |
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Good one, Entraillicus!
I think a useless and meaningless high-tech name could be cool, like The Justme Macro English Institute ("Ride the English Superhighway" would be the slogan). Or High Speed English Connection, thus capitalizing on useless high-tech and F1 popularity.
Yabancıs R Us?
G�zel İngilizce?
The English Hole?
İngilizce Bah�esi?
Whynotme's school sounds like a dershane I used to work at, especially if his school didn't mess around with silliness like placement testing... |
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dmb

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:01 am Post subject: |
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what does PIT stand for? |
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molly farquharson
Joined: 16 Jun 2004 Posts: 839 Location: istanbul
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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31 Flavors (aka Baskin Robbins for non North American) |
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