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a typical 'iftar table'
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whynotme



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:01 am    Post subject: a typical 'iftar table' Reply with quote

yummmyy . hungry
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:08 am    Post subject: Re: a typical 'iftar table' Reply with quote

look at all them chips!
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You arent allowed to lick the screen until the gun goes off and the ezzan starts.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
You arent allowed to lick the screen until the gun goes off and the ezzan starts.


too late I've already had a static shock
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Mark Loyd



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is there no tomato ketchup?
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

because it's haram
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Loyd wrote:
Why is there no tomato ketchup?


Tomato sauce is disgusting stuff, I'm purely a mayonaise man me.

or curry sauce
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justme



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is ketchup haram?

Salt is enough for fries anyway. Or salt and vinegar...
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's haram because....errrrr....it wasn't around in the 7th century, unlike chips which were a staple of the diets of the muslims at that time.
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justme



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haram, schmaram, I wanna eat pork.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
Haram, schmaram, I wanna eat pork.

mmmmmmm pork pie and cider mmmmmmmmmmmm
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had some gorgeous Armenian prosciutto the other night and my Turkish cat ate it even though it was ramazan and she was fasting.
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justme



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure she'll be forgiven... What I wouldn't do for some prosciutto. With bacon on top. And a pork chop in the middle.

Yeah, okay, I'm hungry. And the iftar table's not helping. Wish I had some vodka.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
I'm sure she'll be forgiven... What I wouldn't do for some prosciutto. With bacon on top. And a pork chop in the middle.

Yeah, okay, I'm hungry. And the iftar table's not helping. Wish I had some vodka.


* passes 'water' bottle *
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Mark Loyd



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
I had some gorgeous Armenian prosciutto the other night and my Turkish cat ate it even though it was ramazan and she was fasting.


I wish I had had a gorgeous Armenian prostitute the other night whether she was fasting or not.

I won`t touch the eating the cat whether it was fasting or not.
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